The Clear, Undeniable Biblical Case Against Homosexuality (comic)

The Bible is right because it says it is, right? Well it actually doesn’t say that, per se, but it’s still taken as the gospel truth, even by atheists.

We know why Christians believe it, but atheists take it as the gospel truth because they know the gospels are hogwash at best. 15th hand accounts transcribed hundreds of years later, many contradicting, with many more left out entirely.

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Not just left out, but destroyed wholesale by decree. Can’t have a dissenting voice in the mix, after all.

This comic is unconventionally long, but I had some pretty long-winded material from which to work, and I limited myself to a single book of the Bible. The one book that directly addresses homosexuality… so come on guys, let’s ban it all.


Author: Brian White

Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.