Pope Francis Caught Touching Children Appropriately
Domestic Terrorists Enraged Foreigners are Taking Their Jobs
Domestic Terrorists Enraged Over Foreigners Taking Their Jobs
BAGGS, WYOMING- Notable domestic terror organizations are taking offence to the recent terror activities perpetrated by immigrants. These domestic terror organizations are characterized by their preference of white superiority and characterization of Jesus as a blue eyed, blond haired savior….
Tatooine Womp Rat Believed Extinct
Officials with the Tatooine Department of Wildlife announced today that the long imperiled womp rat is believed to be extinct in the wild. At not much bigger than two meters, womp rat numbers declined steadily since human settlement, mostly due…
Cornfed Beefcake Seeks Harvard Professorship
RANSON – An angry, cornfed beefcake has announced his intention to quit the family farm and apply for a full professorship at Harvard University. Josiah Wilkins, who has only completed a GED and 10 college credits, made his plans clear…
Are Those Voices in Your Head or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
Ever been in a mental institution? Well if you’re anything like me you’ve heard some pretty weird questions. Arguably the strangest is if you hear voices. I told them that “yes, in fact I hear your voice,” but they were…
The Boston Marathon Bombers First Day In Jihadist Heaven
Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the Boston Marathon bomber killed by Boston police, was freshly arrived in the Heaven promised for Jihadist fighters. A guide was there to help him get established. “Hello, Mr. Tsarnaev. I am here to help you find your…
Hipsters Have Feelings Too (comic)
This isn’t just funny, it’s sad. It’s sad because it actually happened to me the hour before I made this comic. Yes, I was wearing a fedora, so I kind of walked into it, but I’ve had nothing but compliments…
Facing SOC 101 Test, Man Makes Peace w/ God
MIDDELTOWN – With the frightening prospect of his last test this semester for SOC 101 at Lord Fairfax Community College heightening, Bo Buzby is heading to church. “I simply cannot afford to go through with this trial without first making…
Biblical Definition of Marriage Unfortunately Defined (comic)
You know how those who thump the Bible hardest are also those who are the least likely to have actually read it? Well this comic points it all out. The marriage equality movement isn’t seeking to redefine marriage any more…