Tax Cuts Will Allow Average Americans to Own Luxury Vehicles

Tax Cuts Will Allow Average Americans to Own Luxury Vehicles

17 December 2010 07:14 - by P. Beckert

Car makers across the board are reporting hikes in recent sales, with higher-end models doing their fair share of business as well. So it is no surprise that with the news that the Bush tax cuts will most likely be extended, corporate head honchos are placing their orders for luxury new vehicles for themselves and […]

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Into The Semi-Wild- An Alaskan Adventure

Into The Semi-Wild- An Alaskan Adventure

17 December 2010 06:40 - by rfreed

This is a record of a noble experiment conducted by me, rfreed. With this journal I will record my experiences of the next month over Christmas vacation during which time I will be alone in a cabin in the woods outside of Fairbanks, Alaska. In this period I will pursue the purifying of my mind […]

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Marvel Superheroes Humiliated By Disney Domination

Marvel Superheroes Humiliated By Disney Domination

16 December 2010 02:08 - by rfreed

Since it bought out the new, hot running Marvel Comic Movie Studio responsible for such blockbuster hits as Spider-Man, Iron Man and the X Men series, Disney Corporation has begun to institute major changes into the Marvel superheroes to bring them into the ‘Disneyesque’ way of doing things. Too used to exaggerated violence, slinky sexy […]

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Something Unspeakable Happening On the AK Coast

Something Unspeakable Happening On the AK Coast

16 December 2010 01:42 - by rfreed

Cordova, Alaska 8:35 AM- There has been an apparent series of attacks on residents in the small Alaska coastal town of Cordova, approximately 100 miles south of Valdez, Alaska. More on this as we get it. BREAKING NEWS: Cordova, Alaska 8:50 AM- Anchorage radio station AUNK has reported that the local police in Cordova, Alaska […]

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Mythical Liberal Media Not Doing Its Job

Mythical Liberal Media Not Doing Its Job

15 December 2010 01:07 - by rfreed

The liberal media has fallen asleep on the job. They are supposed to be the “dominant media” according to certain people. But you sure could never guess it from the last few weeks. Too much has slipped through the grill. Maybe Ann Coulter is right- you just can’t trust them.

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111th Congress Declares Bankruptcy, Asks For A Bailout

111th Congress Declares Bankruptcy, Asks For A Bailout

15 December 2010 05:46 - by rfreed

The 111th Congress of what is supposedly the richest and most powerful country in the world, the United States of America, has declared bankruptcy. Following years of self inflicted, major party apartheid, selling out to corporate and higher class interests and general diddle-daddling about issues that should have been taken care of decades ago, the […]

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Israeli Cruise Ship Sinks After Striking Floating Goldberg

Israeli Cruise Ship Sinks After Striking Floating Goldberg

15 December 2010 01:10 - by Bargis Tryhol

Tel Aviv, IA -(Glossy News) Mourners filled the office of Zion Shipping Lines after news of the first Israeli cruise ship, the Moe Weiner, was reported foundering in rough waters in Lake Champaine in upstate New York. According to several eyewitnesses, the Moe Weiner hit a partially submerged object. Later identified as a possible Golberg, […]

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The Term ‘CEO’ Now Has So Many Different Meanings

The Term ‘CEO’ Now Has So Many Different Meanings

14 December 2010 12:48 - by rfreed

At one time in our no-so-distant past the term ‘CEO’, meaning ‘Chief Executive Officer’, was invented to replace the perfectly good word ‘President’ as the title for the person heading up a company or corporation. For some reason, some bureaucratic gerbils somewhere decided that acronyms were better than names for describing institutions, treaties, corporations and […]

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Posted in Biz News, Crime1 Comment

Poli-Soup; The Cure For “All” Your “Ills”

Poli-Soup; The Cure For “All” Your “Ills”

14 December 2010 06:10 - by rfreed

The miracles of our modern world never cease! Claims are now being made by many pundits that their particular variety of political soup recipe is sure to find a cure for whatever ails you. To concoct your own cure, first assemble the following ingredients you will need should you not have them already in your […]

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First Seaman to Sail Up The Yin-Yang Gone Missing

First Seaman to Sail Up The Yin-Yang Gone Missing

14 December 2010 03:29 - by Bargis Tryhol

Having heard about the mysterious and fabled Ying-Yang by scores of people who claimed to ‘have taken it up there,’ and wondering what going up it might actually mean for himself, sailor and adventurer, Frankie Johnson, advised his friends down at Finegan’s Bar that he had stocked up some provisions, bought 5 gallons of gas, […]

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Rare Formosan Silicone Termites Ruining Hollywood Starlets’ Careers

Rare Formosan Silicone Termites Ruining Hollywood Starlets’ Careers

13 December 2010 05:33 - by Bargis Tryhol

Hollywood, CA (Glossy News) – So, what can make a Hollywood starlet run away like a scared rabbit? How about a vicious little insect that can devour a thousand times its weight in silicone material a day. Entomologists from around the country have converged on Los Angeles this week in a search for the rare […]

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Manson Claims He Used Cell Phone to Call Satan

Manson Claims He Used Cell Phone to Call Satan

13 December 2010 02:42 - by P. Beckert

Authorities at Corcoran State Prison in Corcoran, California recently found a cell phone under inmate Charles Manson’s pillow. When confronted, Manson claimed that he didn’t even know what the hell the thing was and said someone must have planted it there. “Hey, man,” I’m a child from the 60’s, man. What the hell would I […]

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