Breaking News: Russia Plans Invasion of Scotland if They Secede
The Russians have taken a keen interest in the vote for Scottish secession from Britain. Maybe too keen an interest. The British MI6 has picked up information that seems to point to the Russians invading Scotland should the ‘Yes’ vote…
Yes I Can: President Obama Decides to Become Kindergarten Chanter
When President Obama’s presidency finishes, he won’t be out of a job. Well, he might be out of a job before his Presidency finishes, if the Republicans succeed in impeaching him. Still, the President says that whenever he leaves the…
Service Group Logs More Photos than Hours Worked
TUSCALOOSA,AL- This summer, 9 University of Alabama students traveled to New York City for a one week trip focused on community service. During their week, each student logged 25 hours of service and the group collectively returned with 1,257 photos…
Santorum’s Untimely September Crusade Against Wal-Mart
OK, I know the following article seems pretty anachronistic (in more ways than one, maybe). Still, if politicians make “untimely interventions” in issues that are more safely consigned to a different part of the calendar, it’s not my fault. Yes,…
Richest 1% Buys U.S. Military to Protect them from Other 99% of Society
In a surprising development, the upper 1% of the richest Americans have purchased the entire U.S. military to protect them from the other 99% that they lord over. All troops except those actively engaging an enemy somewhere in the world…
Gingrich Pleads for More Pragmatism, Less Dogmatism on Stalin/Gulags Issue
Newt Gingrich, the GOP Ideas Man™ is dissatisfied with polarised views on Stalin’s allegedly atrocious human rights abuses, and he fears that a failure to compromise is holding back progress for the USA. And actually, he’s taken care (once more)…
Kerry Orders Airstrikes on Charlie
Everybody (more or less) seems to love Charlie, the moody animated horse from Sugarcandy Mountain; yet, it seems he hasn’t got a friend in John Kerry, as you’ll read. Really? Can that really be possible? Well, the notoriously ranty and…
Fact-Check: Mitch McConnell Really Supports Your Big Business: True
Washington outsider and regular everyman Mitch McConnell, Republican senator from Kentucky, has an ad claiming he supports big business, but does he really? Fact-Check: YES! It turns out, true to his claims, Mitch McConnell really does stand up for mega…
Roger Goodell Diverts Media’s Attention at News Conference
New York, NY – All eyes were focused on Roger Goodell Wednesday afternoon as the National Football League’s Commissioner was expected to address the media regarding his alleged awareness of the video featuring Ray Rice striking his future wife, Janay…
Another Dalai Lama Gaffe: Heroin-Pushing A-OK, if Intention Good
One or two people might have been offended by the information included in my recent scoop on the normally rather narcophobic Dalai Lama’s views on war crimes. But unfortunately, no apology or clarification from His Exalted Phatness has been forthcoming……