Posted in Biz News Science & Technologizzy Technology

Like a Good Neighbor, State Farm Agent Materializes Enroute to Mars

State Farm is an American Insurance company which prides themselves on terrible ads, as well as impossibly lofty promises; so it’s no wonder Elon Musk chose them to insure his Midnight Red Tesla Roadster. But when he called in his…

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Posted in World News

Loony Marxist Creep Jeremy Corbyn Warns: “Unregulated Media More Dangerous than ISIS!”

The UK media landscape will never be the same again, as a beloved figure threatens to treat global fake news MSM corporations very harshly… As they pose a greater threat even than ISIS.

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Posted in Biz News Entertainment Sports Television

Dancing On Ice back in Full Swing: A New Series & 12 Brand New Contestants

Dancing On Ice may not have been on our screens since 2014, but 12 celebrities are back in the mix to set our screens alight with some hopefully entertaining, and maybe even, stunning, performances. But who are this year’s contestants?

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Posted in Biz News Entertainment

The Pitfalls Of Free Spins Bonuses

Free spin bonuses in online gambling are among the most popular rewards.

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Posted in Human Interest Religionism

The Foolish Hound of Hellfire and the Weeping Cat

The Hound of hell arose to lick his sores. “It was not so… it was not once like this,” he panted, fears of hellfire stabbing him like molten crosses. He crawled a pace or two, and panted. A licking on…

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Posted in Biz News Politics

Sarah Huckabee-Sanders Unveils New “Talk To the Hand” Rapid-Response System

Trump and White House apologist Sarah Huckabee-Sanders has gone from eager apologist to wholly soulless sack of human garbage in less time than a newfound junkie has, but today she’s taken it to a new level. “Talk to the hand!”…

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Posted in Making Headlines Top Stories

Offering “Thoughts And Prayers” To Shooting Victims Just Don’t Fly No More. Here’s Why-

The long overused but handy expression used by countless soulless politicians and supposed sympathizers, when trying to gloss over a tragedy so that they could get back to their money making and power grabbing duties, has finally run its course.

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Posted in Biz News Health Society

Journalist Undercover in “Gay Conversion” Clinic finds Methods Shocking

Pat Jacobs, a long-time critic of LGBTQ proponents, chose to silence xer YouTube channel last year to go undercover to see how the so-called “Gay Conversion” clinics actually operate. What xhe found may shock you to your very core, or…

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Posted in Top Stories

New Incentives and Rewards Scheme Coming Soon!

Although I have been writing and otherwise helping out here for a while, I have held the formal position of sub-editor since January 2017; apart from a brief hiatus at the beginning of 2018, I’ve been here ever since!

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial Society

But I’m Oppressed! (SPOILER: No You’re Not!) (4/4)

Kult-App Cultural appropriation is when a dominant and imperialistic culture steals the culture of another culture or sub-culture, without acknowledging it. Y’know, like the Quran ‘helpfully borrowing’ stories from Jews and Christians.

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