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Mel Gibson Writes Toilet Paper Check to Grigorieva for Child Support
Mel Gibson, recently ordered to start paying the mother of his child an additional $15,000 a month in child support, decided to take the opportunity to show Grigorieva just how much he disliked the idea and penned a check on…
Mel Gibson Tortures Wife During Racist Rant while World Looks Away
TEXARKANA, Texas (GlossyNews) — Melvin, or Mel, Gibson, a 75-year-old redneck from Rockdale, Texas, stood on the corner of Cameron Ave and Main this morning. He was dressed in the requisite T-shirt and stained khaki work pants and holding a…
U.S./Russia to Exchange Spies – Lohan, Gibson Included in Deal
NEW YORK, NY (GlossyNews) — In a throwback to the days of the Cold War, the U.S. and Russia will reportedly exchange individuals that each side has charged with spying. The 10 people arrested by the FBI on June 27…
BREAKING NEWS! Valentine’s Day, Glossy News Editor Finally Comes Out as Pansexual!
A unique and tear jerking celebrity story like none other! Dear friends, we have some unprecedently important news for you that might just change the course of your life forever! After many years, if not decades or even centuries of…
SEC Announces Plans for a Human Commodity Trading Market
York, NY – US Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) Chairman Jay Clayton, in a joint press conference with Secretary of Commerce (SOC) Wilber Ross and Secretary of the Treasury Steve Mnuchin, announced plans to allow the trading of Human Beings…
Mad Max Maxes Out His Street Cred In… Where Did You Say?!
Just saw the latest Mad Max movie. WOWZER!!! SUPER GROOVY!!! COWABUNGA!!! Mad Max just made it back to the screen after a hiatus of only 30 YEARS!!!!! Mel Gibson got the sack. Too old. Too racist. Can’t have no one…
Kelly Clarkson Wants to be First Annoying US President
It had to happen one day… We’ve already had the “First Black President” (a white saxophone player from Arkansas), we’ve had an ACTUAL First Black President, and there’s been talk of Hillary Clinton being the First Female President. I mean,…
Shia LaBeouf Makes Cameo in ‘Black Friday IV’ Trailer
Shia LaBeouf plays a sexy, sharpshooting stranger in the new live-action trailer for “Black Friday IV,” due out Nov. 7 for PlayStation and XBox. The minute-long trailer, set in the post-Thanksgiving Day ruins of a large retail outlet, features a…
Jimmy Hoffa Found Inside Noah’s Ark
MOUNT ARARAT, Turkey (GlossyNews) — Amazing discoveries continue from a Hong Kong based group of evangelical archeologists. The Xinyou Qing Project (rough English translation, ‘We go find Ark now’) was once little known in the Archaeological community, let alone the…
Hollywood Caught in Weird Juxtaposition Thanks To OpenCarry Movement
Hollywood, CA – If there is one thing you can say about the folks in Hollywood, it is the fact that they never miss an opportunity to capitalize on a new trend, even if it sometimes goes against everything they…