Author: tim queeney
Big Bird Found Dead, Romney Questioned
The Muppets character Big Bird was found dead today in his duplex cage on New York City’s Upper East Side. New York City police have not announced a cause of death, but according to anonymous insiders, the 43-year old television…
Scholar Claims Bacon and Marlowe Works Written by Shakespeare
In a recent controversial paper for The Journal of Cultural History and Aesthetic Identity, historian Leonard Zelig claims that the works of late sixteenth century cultural giants Christopher Marlowe and Francis Bacon were actually written by a contemporary, a playwright…
God and Devil Near Reconciliation; Supergroup to Re-form
Reports indicate Lucifer and the Almighty One may be close to a rapprochement that could bring Satan back to Heaven in a yet undisclosed role. St. Mark, spokesman for the Heavenly press office, continues to state that Lucifer left of…
LeBron Mural Removed, to be Replaced by “Real” Clevelander
CLEVELAND, Ohio (GlossyNews) — The 10-story billboard of LeBron James that dominates Ontario Street in downtown Cleveland is being removed by the Nike company, which had sponsored the huge mural. According to a Nike spokesman, “We are removing the LeBron…
Scholar Proves Bacon and Marlowe Works Written by Shakespeare
LONDON BRIDGE, Lake Havasu City, Arizona (GlossyNews) — In a recent, controversial paper for The Journal of Cultural History and Aesthetic Identity, historian Leonard Zelig claims that the works of late sixteenth century cultural giants Christopher Marlowe and Francis Bacon…
U.S./Russia to Exchange Spies – Lohan, Gibson Included in Deal
NEW YORK, NY (GlossyNews) — In a throwback to the days of the Cold War, the U.S. and Russia will reportedly exchange individuals that each side has charged with spying. The 10 people arrested by the FBI on June 27…