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AG Barr Tested By President on Shitter Laments- “1000 more Shits… and I’m f*cking through.”

“The President showed restraint immediately following the rare Shit from his AG, posting 79 additional Shit’s regarding open and active cases. He capped off his morning finger exercises with this Shit directed specifically at Barr.”

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Explosive Internal Memos Detail Boeing’s Future Plans for the 737 MAX

“[B]ecause of the specific “side-effect” associated with the MCAS (Maneuvering Characteristics Augmentation System), I suggest we transfer production of the MAX to the SMS (Space and Missile Systems) Division and weaponized the asset, should regulators decide not to re-certify.”

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Gwyneth Paltrow Announces Male Focused Goop Spin Off

BALLS IN THE ERROR- Are your balls lacking the sag and elasticity of your youth? This crème product has been infused with antioxidants (beta-carotene, vitamin C, and vitamin D) and secret Chinese ingredients to restore, plumpness, sheen, and dangle. Retail Price $109.00

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National Weather Service Issues Rare Shitter Warning

Washington, DC- On Friday night, Louis W. Uccellini, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s Assistant Administrator for Weather Services(NOAAA for WS), and Director of the National Weather Service (NWS) issued a rare warning on Shitter, predicting heavy Virtual Shit Storms for all social media platforms on Saturday.

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Senate Stunner: 100 Senators Recuse Themselves From Jury Duty In Trump’s Impeachment Trial

“I fell on the Brett Kavanaugh sword for this administration, and it has gained me nothing. My centrist image has been irreparably tarnished, and for the first time in my career, I feel very uncertain about my election prospects this year, and in the future. I’m done with these Culture Wars and purity tests. I’ll defer to the opinions of the Chief Justice and let him decide.  I’m sitting this one out.”

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Senate Stunner: 100 Senators Recuse Themselves From Jury Duty In Trump’s Impeachment Trial
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Russian Collusion 2.0

President Trump just cannot help himself. Every time he gets into trouble, he turns to Putin. How many times can a President look to a foreign adversary to help with an election. 1 + 1 = 2 everytime.

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