Month: May 2018
Hey White People! These are Things Y’All Need To Do Better (Another Eva Luxemburg Wokepost, Part 1)
Well hi there, people of white extraction! Have you had a good condescending, uninformed ‘splain to some poor schmuck on Medium right now? Well, it’s about time y’all shut up, and started listening to me instead. Now, I know you…
Trump Typos Due to Staff Killing Spell Check: “He Can’t Handle the Criticism!”
White House insiders have suggested that Trump’s many embarrassing typos are not the result of his stupidity or lack of access to technology, but because Maggie Jaakobson, an intern in her third week, was instructed to turn off the spell…
Love, Loss & Inner Freedom: Three Beautiful Meditations
SOUL EXPERIMENT If you’re on the edge of a volcano, you can see the steaming and the bubbles, and you suddenly realize you’re being held by the collar… What will you do? Scream at them to let you go? Or…
Feeble & Unstable: An Ode To Theresa May’s Weak & Wobbly Brexit!
Theresa the Appeaser No Brussels lout could ever Dare corrupt and sleaze ‘er There was no reason to fill her pockets, darkly
Do Not Become What You Fear: Vote No / Save the 8th Must Not Surrender the Moral High Ground!
Let’s not forget: the need to keep the moral high ground is not the same as the fact of being morally superior. We mustn’t respond to bad ideas or ideals with hatred or condemnation for the person. We have to…
Brainy Sacramento Solve Police Brutality Problem: African Americans Banned from Carrying Cell Phones!
Most of you will have seen the recent scandal where the police shot an unarmed black man multiple times in the back while he was standing in his own grandmother’s back yard, holding a cell phone that officers mistook for…
New Study Finds That Punching Walls Hurts Your Hand
A new study by the Center for National Studies has found that people who punch walls are likely to hurt their hands. This breakthrough research took the scientific community by surprise as it was previously believed that punching a hard,…
Alleged Faked Photographs Challenge Credibility Of Wildlife Photographer Of The Year Awards
London’s Natural History Museum has been forced to rethink the entry requirements for its Wildlife Photographer of the Year awards. Once again, a prizewinning entry has been subsequently disqualified. That image, entered in the 2017 competition and called The Night…
Northern Bible II: The Wackiest Ancient Israel Headlines from the Pre-Zionist Media!
Judas Finally Sells out to Rupert Murdoch, Becomes Useful Idiot Josiah Mulls Including Torah Trigger Warnings for Gory Content: Court Conservatives Plot to Overthrow Radical ‘Snowflake Princelings’ King Solomon Regresses to Radical Pomo Nihilism: Theological Diversity is Our Greatest Strength!…
Big Smoke Blow-Up! Randy Londoners Go Insane Over Harrod’s Shop Window Beauty!
London car mechanic Brian Love was so smitten over a lady he spotted standing in a Harrods shop window, he lost his mind. The warm, chubby, hearty 53 year old greaser Love told Glossy News: