Northern Bible II: The Wackiest Ancient Israel Headlines from the Pre-Zionist Media!


Judas Finally Sells out to Rupert Murdoch, Becomes Useful Idiot

Josiah Mulls Including Torah Trigger Warnings for Gory Content: Court Conservatives Plot to Overthrow Radical ‘Snowflake Princelings’

King Solomon Regresses to Radical Pomo Nihilism: Theological Diversity is Our Greatest Strength!

OMG! Irresponsible Jerusalem King/Twitter Troll has Trigger Finger on Middle East’s Largest Arrow Silo

Pharaoh Finally Promises to Build the Wall! We Got All Kinds of Jewish Immigrants, But They Ain’t Bringing their Best!

Pharaoh’s Enemies the Muslim Brotherhood Seek Tactical Alliance with the Children of Israel: Marxists Turn on Erstwhile Friends

Jacob Rees Ben Israel Finally Gets One Over on Esau May: Judahaxit Finally on the Cards?

Judahxit Vote Brings Out Underlying Tensions in Israeli Society: Israemoaners Deplore ‘Low-Information Bigoted Cultural Purists’

King Ahab Denounces ‘Dishonest Fake News Media’ of Hebrew Prophets

Northern Bible I: The Disciples Mansplain the Resurrection

Taliban Reveals Their Version of the Ten Commandments

God Releases His Bible Tablet Beta 0.92

Jesus Condemns Republicans For Not Messing the World up Enough (YET!), Swears off on ‘Third Coming.’

 

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