London doctor Mary Silverstein accidentally got her whole head trapped inside a patient’s anus during a routine prostate examination. Patient Walter Bottomley 54, told Glossy News: Read more London Doctor Gets Head Stuck in Patient’s Anus
London street cleaner Tim Hargreaves had a nasty surprise when he discovered a chin in a London phone box. Hargreaves, 57, told Glossy News: Read more London Man Discovers Chin in Phone Box
London café manager Jim Fry 62, has been prosecuted for serving his customers the not so widely renowned metropolitan delicacy of yolkless eggs; beloved of elitist intellectuals, union barons, greed Tory yacht botherers and dodgy career politicos of all ideological and party persuasions. Read more London Cafe Manager Prosecuted for Serving Yolkless Eggs
The warm, chubby, hearty 53 year old greaser Love told Glossy News: Read more Big Smoke Blow-Up! Randy Londoners Go Insane Over Harrod’s Shop Window Beauty!
In a comical oversight, Ex-President of the United States George Bush forgot to take his swimming costume with him at Washington’s renowned Sports & Leisure Village. Read more Can Fish & Man Live in Peace?! George Bush Caught Up in Appalling Swimming Costume Drama…
[Ed: If ever a Hollywood sleaze story deserved a share, it’s this one! Absolutely unbelievable! Hold on to yer… whatever].
In a move that will shock many fans and devotees of the IHIC (Inspirational Hollywood Intellectual Community), stellar film producer Rick Earle has been arrested in London’s red light area. Read more No Sleaze Please, We’re British! Tortured Hollywood Supremo’s Wrongful Sex Arrest in Red Light London!
A Scottish poet (apparently not, however, a Dutch one!) had to be rescued by the renowned Edinburgh Fire Brigade after nailing his own ear to a tree. Stan ‘the word’ Smith 36, revealed the source of inspiration that had prompted him to do it. Read more “We All Must Suffer for Our Art!” Grandiose Scottish Poet Nails Ear to Tree, Wins Universal Acclaim
A London man has appeared in the Reality TV dinner dating show ‘Love Luncheon’ with cheese on his face.
Reality TV star Ted Stilton told Glossy News: Read more London Man Dines with Cheese on his Face in Reality TV Show
Iconic London poet Charles Brady had to be rescued from the inside of a buffalo this week, at Dublin’s Raven Hotel in Ireland. Brady told Glossy News: Read more London Poet Rescued from Buffalo at Dublin Hotel
Edinburgh based film critic Mary Watkins has been arrested for shooting dead sixty four cinema goers at an Ealing cinema.
One witness commented:
It all started with her open disapproval of the opening credit names in the introduction to the movie. Read more Film Critic Fired at London Cinema
Drivers caught cooking whilst driving are to face tough penalties, the government says. Under new rules expected to come in next year, drivers will receive six points on their license and a £120 fine. Read more Unbelievable! New Fines Introduced For Silly “Cooking & Driving” Offence… What’s Going On!
Stand up comedian Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown has won the Poet Laureate award for 2018. The controversial blue comic won the coveted prize after one of the competition’s judges discovered one of his poems written on a public toilet wall in Middlesbrough.
It’s been officially announced this week! The new James Bond is to be played by a toilet roll, in the new James Bond movie:
UK secretary of state for health Jeremy Hunt has warned the public of the latest social media craze…
‘Cough your asshole out! Read more Jeremy Hunt Warns the Public of… “Cough Your Asshole Out Craze!”
Simon needs a herbal, or he’ll get in a strop,
Lucy wants the cream in, or moan that it’s a flop. Read more ANYONE FOR TEA?! (A Poem From My Days as an Office Tea Boy)
There are concerns for Donald Trump’s mental stability in the wake of his most recent interview with Sky News. The US president told the interviewer: Read more ‘I Was A Professional Racing Driver in my Youth!’ Claims Donald Trump
Sir David Attenborough, veteran English broadcaster and naturalist has caused a stir at The British Wildlife T.V. Awards in London.
Uncharacteristically, the ‘Life On Earth’ presenter self-indulged in an indignant monologue…
As he accepted the coveted prize for ‘Best Goldfish Footage Voice-Over Award.’
Award host Rick Earle told the BBC: Read more David Attenborough in Furious Rant at British Wildlife Awards