Posted in Top Stories

A Message For Trump’s Minions Worded In The Vernacular You Understand Best

In a bow to our supposed new President I submit this missive attempting to recreate the style of communicating that he does best in order to express myself properly to those who elected him. This letter, this message, this fatal…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! A Message For Trump’s Minions Worded In The Vernacular You Understand Best
Posted in Crime Politics Top Stories

Brexit Voters To Face Prosecution

Activists from the EU referendum Remain Campaign are continuing with plans to pursue criminal prosecutions for many of those who voted to leave the EU. ‘We do not wish to be divisive or retaliatory,’ said a spokesman for the activists,…

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Posted in Music

Jay Z Drops “The Bananas Gloat Song.” Goes Viral

“Kanye! Kaaaaaanye! Daylight come and you won’t go home….”

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Jay Z Drops “The Bananas Gloat Song.” Goes Viral
Posted in Politics World News

Jeremy Corbyn Double Bill (2/2): Jihadi Jez Advocates Screening Out Asylum Seekers

Asylum seeking is not a matter of mere individual self-interest; rather, it should serve the greater good of society and the economy. So, I think if we’re going to have asylum seekers, we need to ensure that any asylum seekers…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Jeremy Corbyn Double Bill (2/2): Jihadi Jez Advocates Screening Out Asylum Seekers
Posted in Politics World News

Jeremy Corbyn Double Bill (1/2): ‘Dirty Bread’ Shocker

The unelectable Sanders didn’t get the Democratic nomination, the electable HRC didn’t get elected, and the bizarre Donald is now leader. But what about the allegedly unelectable 80s socialist leader from across the pond, who is now leading the Labour…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Jeremy Corbyn Double Bill (1/2): ‘Dirty Bread’ Shocker
Posted in Health Human Interest Serious Commentary

Fellow Asperger’s People: ‘Society’ Owes You Nothing

Here, I am quoting some of my tweets from November 14, 2016. You can probably guess what facets of my identity motivate these tweets. If you have autism, ‘Society’ owes you nothing!

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Entertainment Music Politics Strange People

Trump Taps Kanye West as Next Press Secretary

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Posted in Podcasts Video News

4K Glossy News Podcast 070 (11-14-16)

The 4K/UHD podcast is back with an insider’s perspective on how a TV pilot is shot, specifically “Rules for Dudes” produced by Jack Talbert. The November 21st podcast focuses on my day on set shooting the pilot for “Rules for…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! 4K Glossy News Podcast 070 (11-14-16)
Posted in Making Headlines Politics

Handicapping the Frontrunners for 2020

In the off chance you’ve been in a coma the past few weeks, I have some unsettling news. You might want to sit down. Donald Trump is our new President-Elect. Please, put down that sharp object. As denial about this…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Handicapping the Frontrunners for 2020
Posted in Politics

Newscasters Normalize their Relations with Our Alien Overlord Tromp

Major media personalities strive to retain their credibility after being forced to appear naked on television by our alien overlord Tromp. Tromp, the mastermind of the invasion from Pluto, created mass panic when he landed in the United States in…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Newscasters Normalize their Relations with Our Alien Overlord Tromp