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Jay Z Drops “The Bananas Gloat Song.” Goes Viral

Jay Z Drops “The Bananas Gloat Song.” Goes Viral

“Kanye! Kaaaaaanye! Daylight come and you won’t go home….”

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One Response to “Jay Z Drops “The Bananas Gloat Song.” Goes Viral”

  1. LJT says:

    This is so stupid it actually made me laugh. I feel such shame!

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