Month: November 2016
Mongolian Jokes
When I was young, there was a large statue of Lenin in Ulaanbaatar. In 2012, the Mongolian government removed the statue, denouncing Lenin as a ‘murderer’. In that same year, I heard this joke: A Muscovite watches a communist demonstration…
Trump Agrees to Return Alaska to Russia
In a clever, sage move by president elect Donald Trump, Alaska will be returned to Russia on January 21st, 2017. “We stole these lands and they have to go back to their rightful owners.” The United States purchased Alask from…
Glossy News Revamp
Glossy News is heading towards a HUGE strategization drive! The first thing you may notice is that some of the pages at the top of the site have been removed. The site will still keep its general integrity and flavor….
Presidents & First Ladies: USA Before and After
Here’s a quick guide to how the First Family has changed… between the Obamas and the Trumps!
4 More Reasons Why You Should Join ISIS
A lot of people were offended by the recent Ten Great Reasons to Join ISIS article by Kilroy. I found myself at a bit of a loss to write an even edgier article. However, help is at hand! Notable Moderate…
Have You Ever Thought About Joining ISIS?
NOTE FROM WALLACE RUNNYMEDE: We rarely republish pieces at Glossy News, even though the ‘Glossy News Classics’ occasional series will feature some great work from our back catalogue. But this recent piece was so hilarious, we are publishing it again!…
4K Glossy News Podcast 069 (11-14-16) The Post-Election Rundown
The election is over, Donald Trump won, and here’s what it all means. I called it wrong. That’s the long and short of it, no two ways about it. The polls were within the margin of error, but all the…
It Ain’t Over Yet: Post-Election Leak of Clinton’s Secret White Millennial Meetup
The scandalous Clinton leaks continue! Here is the secret transcript of the first two days of November 2016, entitled: ‘Secret DNC Intelligence Briefings.’ November 1, 2016 Two days ago, Hillary Clinton delivered a stunning speech aimed at white millennial voters…
October Surprise from Autism Speaks: They No Longer Want a Cure? (2/2)
Last time: After the Los Angeles Times published an op-ed piece by Steve Silberman that included the analogy between autism speaks and the NAACP that I wrote about above, Liz Feld, Autism Speaks CEO, responded urging the autism community to…
October Surprise from Autism Speaks: They No Longer Want a Cure? (1/2)
WALLACE’S NOTE: Although the following story is about the ‘October Surprise’ from Autism Speaks, the decision in question may have some long term implications. Autism speaks has published a new mission statement: Autism Speaks is dedicated to promoting solutions, across…