Month: April 2013
NRA Considers Pressure Cookers as a Future Income Possibility
The NRA, fresh from its victory of further controlling American laws by defeating all Congressional bills limiting access to guns of mass destruction, is now looking to further extend its power. Successfully cowing and buying off Senators involved with the…
Origin of Everything Is Not Magical (comic)
There’s a lot of magical thinking going on these days, especially in America… but what if I told you that there are some fairly natural, reasonably well understood mechanisms for just about everything that has brought life to where it…
Sequester: Museum to Open for Just 5 Minutes a Week
INDIANAPOLIS – The Indianapolis Museum of Art (IMA) has announced plans to scale back its opening times, insisting that from August 1st it will only open to the public 5 minutes a week. According to museum CEO Maxwell L. Anderson,…
I’d Like to Leave You for Your Cousin (comic)
Hey man, we’ve all been there. You start dating a girl and next thing you know you meet her single sister or hot cousin, and you realize you picked the wrong runt of the litter. Maybe you have a kid…
Americans Relieved to See a Tragedy Not Related to a Crazed Gunman
Everywhere, United States- Americans shared a collective sigh of relief this week when they discovered that a tragic explosion in Texas had nothing to do with a crazed individual maliciously seeking violence amongst the population. There had been such a…
Controversy as Democratic Party Changes Name
In an effort to attract the more diverse crop of voters and political revolutionaries emerging in President Obama’s second term, Democrat leaders announced early Wednesday that their party’s name will be changed to “Socialist-Liberal-Progressive-Democrat-Marxist-Leninist-Maoist Party for Pansexual and Botox Patient…
Stop to Smell the Roses, Sunset, etc. (comic)
Sunsets are pretty, no two ways about it. You have to really stop and take them in. Watch the hues shift, take in the deep colors as they melt across the sky… but there’s more to it. They’re red aren’t…
Brilliant “Three Stooges” Gets Eye-Poked by the Oscars
It was an incredibly audacious act of snobbery that the truly classic Three Stooges movie got totally panned for any Oscar whatsoever at the most recent Academy Awards Ceremony. To begin with, the Producer should have gotten an award for…
Don’t assume the Marathon bomber was a white Christian
During periods when we understandably react emotionally to an abominable act of terror like the Boston Marathon bombing, it is important not to make hasty assumptions based upon stereotypes. It is, for example, easy to assume that the perpetrators might…
Microsoft Office Assistant Finds New Life (comic)
Arguably one of the greatest inventions of software is the oft-forgotten fellow named “Clippy”. You remember him, he would constantly interrupt you when you were trying to do something productive. If you started a document with the word “dear”, that…