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Microsoft Office Assistant Finds New Life (comic)

Microsoft Office Assistant Finds New Life (comic)

Arguably one of the greatest inventions of software is the oft-forgotten fellow named “Clippy”. You remember him, he would constantly interrupt you when you were trying to do something productive.

If you started a document with the word “dear”, that worthless bucket of crap would show up to try to give you some completely useless advice you didn’t want, couldn’t use, and couldn’t figure out how to get rid of.

But in 2013, I became a cartoonist. Not a good one, mind you, but it is what it is. And in my world, Clippy still has some use.

To see all of my comics, including the many that have yet to be published, go to It also includes details and commentary you won’t find anywhere else.


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One Response to “Microsoft Office Assistant Finds New Life (comic)”

  1. Granny Smith says:

    If I could kill one character from fiction it would be that uselss paperclip jackass who kept interrupting me when I used to work at the non-profit. Thing was always in my face trying to interfere. No thanks.


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