Month: April 2013
Cornfed Beefcake Seeks Harvard Professorship
RANSON – An angry, cornfed beefcake has announced his intention to quit the family farm and apply for a full professorship at Harvard University. Josiah Wilkins, who has only completed a GED and 10 college credits, made his plans clear…
Are Those Voices in Your Head or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
Ever been in a mental institution? Well if you’re anything like me you’ve heard some pretty weird questions. Arguably the strangest is if you hear voices. I told them that “yes, in fact I hear your voice,” but they were…
The Boston Marathon Bombers First Day In Jihadist Heaven
Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the Boston Marathon bomber killed by Boston police, was freshly arrived in the Heaven promised for Jihadist fighters. A guide was there to help him get established. “Hello, Mr. Tsarnaev. I am here to help you find your…
Hipsters Have Feelings Too (comic)
This isn’t just funny, it’s sad. It’s sad because it actually happened to me the hour before I made this comic. Yes, I was wearing a fedora, so I kind of walked into it, but I’ve had nothing but compliments…
Facing SOC 101 Test, Man Makes Peace w/ God
MIDDELTOWN – With the frightening prospect of his last test this semester for SOC 101 at Lord Fairfax Community College heightening, Bo Buzby is heading to church. “I simply cannot afford to go through with this trial without first making…
Biblical Definition of Marriage Unfortunately Defined (comic)
You know how those who thump the Bible hardest are also those who are the least likely to have actually read it? Well this comic points it all out. The marriage equality movement isn’t seeking to redefine marriage any more…
Your Horoscope, You’re so Screwed
Aries: Your love of casual nudity and disregard for the warning labels on table saws will bring you a certain amount of fame in the medical community this week. Henceforth, genital reattachment after an industrial accident will be known as…
Due to Cowardice, U.S. senators Forced to Spell Title w/ Small ‘s’
Americans, sick of the kowtowing and cowardice of their elected officials in the face of NRA intimidation when voting to defeat even the most reasonable of gun control, have elected to force the Senators to use a small ‘s’ in…
How to End a Relationship (comic)
If you’ve ever been in a relationship that was good, but not great, you surely know the feeling… why not just end it? Turns out there’s an easy way to do it. Just insult the unholy b’jeebers out of your…
Satire Takes Day Off, North Korea Newsfeed Fills in Nicely
In light of recent events in Boston and West, TX, Satire has decided to take a break. Luckily, there are people in this world that can step in at a moment’s notice and fill her shoes quite nicely. The North…