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I’d Like to Leave You for Your Cousin (comic)

I’d Like to Leave You for Your Cousin (comic)

Hey man, we’ve all been there. You start dating a girl and next thing you know you meet her single sister or hot cousin, and you realize you picked the wrong runt of the litter.

Maybe you have a kid or three before you realize it, but that doesn’t mean it’s too late to make the switch. Just be open, honest, and clearly explain where you’re coming from, and everything will work out swimmingly… as in this comic.

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Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.


One Response to “I’d Like to Leave You for Your Cousin (comic)”

  1. H. Duckman says:

    I just like how the underage girl he’s banging is so horribly unattractive. She’s got to weigh in at 2-bills plus and she has a wonky eye on top of it. Seriously dude, why would you do that? Have you even seen your gracious and loving wife?


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