Month: April 2013
Satire Takes Fire for Accusing NRA of Causing Boston Bombing
Satire websites have been publishing a very popular conspiracy article concerning the NRA being behind the Boston Marathon bombing as a way to detour attention away from the gun limitation bills that had been going through Congress at the same…
The Clear, Undeniable Biblical Case Against Homosexuality (comic)
The Bible is right because it says it is, right? Well it actually doesn’t say that, per se, but it’s still taken as the gospel truth, even by atheists. We know why Christians believe it, but atheists take it as…
Pope Francis Caught Touching Children Appropriately
VATICAN CITY- Allegations arose today as some parents of affected children have come out and told reporters about the lack of abuse shown to their children, directly correlated to Pope Francis. “When he kisses them, it’s on their forehead, and…
Taylor Swift Diagnosed with Venereal Diseases
Today, surprising information came to light which reveals that Taylor Swift was recently treated for gonorrhea and chlamydia of her genitalia and throat by a VDC (venereal disease clinic). Further details show that the chart-topping songstress has also received treatment…
Newly elected Libertarian still hasn’t made friends
WASHINGTON— Ready to make America free as possible, New Hampshire’s newly elected Representative of the House, Andrew Oak, walked into Chamber and realized he has not a single friend among the 434 individuals clustered into what was essentially 2 cliques….
Easy-Breezy Key to Instant Reddit Karma (comic)
It’s easy to get karma on Reddit. First thing you have to do is be a Redditor, second thing is that you have to submit some interesting content, and the third thing you have to do is face months and…
Pope Francis Caught Touching Children Appropriately
Domestic Terrorists Enraged Foreigners are Taking Their Jobs
Domestic Terrorists Enraged Over Foreigners Taking Their Jobs
BAGGS, WYOMING- Notable domestic terror organizations are taking offence to the recent terror activities perpetrated by immigrants. These domestic terror organizations are characterized by their preference of white superiority and characterization of Jesus as a blue eyed, blond haired savior….
Tatooine Womp Rat Believed Extinct
Officials with the Tatooine Department of Wildlife announced today that the long imperiled womp rat is believed to be extinct in the wild. At not much bigger than two meters, womp rat numbers declined steadily since human settlement, mostly due…