Posted in Politics

Newly elected Libertarian still hasn’t made friends

WASHINGTON— Ready to make America free as possible, New Hampshire’s newly elected Representative of the House, Andrew Oak, walked into Chamber and realized he has not a single friend among the 434 individuals clustered into what was essentially 2 cliques….

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Posted in Internets Tubes

Easy-Breezy Key to Instant Reddit Karma (comic)

It’s easy to get karma on Reddit. First thing you have to do is be a Redditor, second thing is that you have to submit some interesting content, and the third thing you have to do is face months and…

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Posted in Making Headlines

Pope Francis Caught Touching Children Appropriately

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Posted in Making Headlines

Domestic Terrorists Enraged Foreigners are Taking Their Jobs

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Posted in Society

Domestic Terrorists Enraged Over Foreigners Taking Their Jobs

BAGGS, WYOMING- Notable domestic terror organizations are taking offence to the recent terror activities perpetrated by immigrants. These domestic terror organizations are characterized by their preference of white superiority and characterization of Jesus as a blue eyed, blond haired savior….

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Posted in Environment Science & Technologizzy

Tatooine Womp Rat Believed Extinct

Officials with the Tatooine Department of Wildlife announced today that the long imperiled womp rat is believed to be extinct in the wild. At not much bigger than two meters, womp rat numbers declined steadily since human settlement, mostly due…

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Posted in Biz News Education

Cornfed Beefcake Seeks Harvard Professorship

RANSON – An angry, cornfed beefcake has announced his intention to quit the family farm and apply for a full professorship at Harvard University. Josiah Wilkins, who has only completed a GED and 10 college credits, made his plans clear…

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Posted in Comics Society

Are Those Voices in Your Head or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

Ever been in a mental institution? Well if you’re anything like me you’ve heard some pretty weird questions. Arguably the strangest is if you hear voices. I told them that “yes, in fact I hear your voice,” but they were…

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Posted in Religionism

The Boston Marathon Bombers First Day In Jihadist Heaven

Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the Boston Marathon bomber killed by Boston police, was freshly arrived in the Heaven promised for Jihadist fighters. A guide was there to help him get established. “Hello, Mr. Tsarnaev. I am here to help you find your…

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Posted in Comics Society

Hipsters Have Feelings Too (comic)

This isn’t just funny, it’s sad. It’s sad because it actually happened to me the hour before I made this comic. Yes, I was wearing a fedora, so I kind of walked into it, but I’ve had nothing but compliments…

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Posted in Education Religionism

Facing SOC 101 Test, Man Makes Peace w/ God

MIDDELTOWN – With the frightening prospect of his last test this semester for SOC 101 at Lord Fairfax Community College heightening, Bo Buzby is heading to church. “I simply cannot afford to go through with this trial without first making…

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Posted in Comics Religionism

Biblical Definition of Marriage Unfortunately Defined (comic)

You know how those who thump the Bible hardest are also those who are the least likely to have actually read it? Well this comic points it all out. The marriage equality movement isn’t seeking to redefine marriage any more…

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Posted in Horoscopes

Your Horoscope, You’re so Screwed

Aries: Your love of casual nudity and disregard for the warning labels on table saws will bring you a certain amount of fame in the medical community this week. Henceforth, genital reattachment after an industrial accident will be known as…

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Posted in Politics

Due to Cowardice, U.S. senators Forced to Spell Title w/ Small ‘s’

Americans, sick of the kowtowing and cowardice of their elected officials in the face of NRA intimidation when voting to defeat even the most reasonable of gun control, have elected to force the Senators to use a small ‘s’ in…

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