Posted in Crime

NRA Considers Pressure Cookers as a Future Income Possibility

The NRA, fresh from its victory of further controlling American laws by defeating all Congressional bills limiting access to guns of mass destruction, is now looking to further extend its power. Successfully cowing and buying off Senators involved with the…

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Posted in Comics Science

Origin of Everything Is Not Magical (comic)

There’s a lot of magical thinking going on these days, especially in America… but what if I told you that there are some fairly natural, reasonably well understood mechanisms for just about everything that has brought life to where it…

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Posted in Biz News Books, Newspapers & Misc

Sequester: Museum to Open for Just 5 Minutes a Week

INDIANAPOLIS – The Indianapolis Museum of Art (IMA) has announced plans to scale back its opening times, insisting that from August 1st it will only open to the public 5 minutes a week. According to museum CEO Maxwell L. Anderson,…

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Posted in Comics Society

I’d Like to Leave You for Your Cousin (comic)

Hey man, we’ve all been there. You start dating a girl and next thing you know you meet her single sister or hot cousin, and you realize you picked the wrong runt of the litter. Maybe you have a kid…

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Posted in Society

Americans Relieved to See a Tragedy Not Related to a Crazed Gunman

Everywhere, United States- Americans shared a collective sigh of relief this week when they discovered that a tragic explosion in Texas had nothing to do with a crazed individual maliciously seeking violence amongst the population. There had been such a…

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Posted in Politics

Controversy as Democratic Party Changes Name

In an effort to attract the more diverse crop of voters and political revolutionaries emerging in President Obama’s second term, Democrat leaders announced early Wednesday that their party’s name will be changed to “Socialist-Liberal-Progressive-Democrat-Marxist-Leninist-Maoist Party for Pansexual and Botox Patient…

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Posted in Comics Environment

Stop to Smell the Roses, Sunset, etc. (comic)

Sunsets are pretty, no two ways about it. You have to really stop and take them in. Watch the hues shift, take in the deep colors as they melt across the sky… but there’s more to it. They’re red aren’t…

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Posted in Entertainment Talky Pictures

Brilliant “Three Stooges” Gets Eye-Poked by the Oscars

It was an incredibly audacious act of snobbery that the truly classic Three Stooges movie got totally panned for any Oscar whatsoever at the most recent Academy Awards Ceremony. To begin with, the Producer should have gotten an award for…

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Posted in Top Stories

Don’t assume the Marathon bomber was a white Christian

During periods when we understandably react emotionally to an abominable act of terror like the Boston Marathon bombing, it is important not to make hasty assumptions based upon stereotypes. It is, for example, easy to assume that the perpetrators might…

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Posted in Comics Technology

Microsoft Office Assistant Finds New Life (comic)

Arguably one of the greatest inventions of software is the oft-forgotten fellow named “Clippy”. You remember him, he would constantly interrupt you when you were trying to do something productive. If you started a document with the word “dear”, that…

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

California Bans Lighters, Matches

In an effort to cut down on arson and cigarette smoking, the California legislature unanimously approved a measure to ban the use, sale and/or distribution of “lighters, matches and other forms of portable incendiary devices”. “Cigarettes and flammable tobacco products…

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Posted in Science

The Ultimate Modern Humor Article

Researchers at various humor think tanks and humor websites have been exhaustively searching for clues on how to adapt comic articles to our modern times. With the increased dumbing down of the intellect imposed on the public by our schools,…

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Posted in Comics Environment

Why is Spring so Dangerous for Dandelions (comic)

Obviously rain showers for spring flowers whatever, I’m sure there’s an axiom in there, but why are the common yard scourge the Dandelion so dangerous, especially in Spring, and why am I asking this is such elusive ways? Click on…

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Posted in Top Stories

ExxonMobil Assures Oil Spill Will Actually Help Water, Fish and Birds

An ExxonMobil Spokesman, Patrick Mcginn, met with reporters at a press conference today to respond to questions about the oil spill in Mayflower, Arkansas. Asked what position he held in the company, Mr. McGinn responded, “Spokesman”. “Of course you’re the…

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Posted in Comics War Zone

My Take on the Tragic Boston Marathon Massacre

It’s rare we break from comedy, but special circumstances prevail. Scroll down to see the graphic. Don’t despair that there are a handful of psychopaths in the world, but take comfort in knowing they are out-manned and out numbered by…

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Posted in Politics

Scandal: Obama-Hollande Love Affair Leaked

Paris and Washington have become embroiled in scandal after a set of romantic correspondences between presidents Francois Hollande and Barack Obama were leaked to the press. The letters detail a passionate, and at times even steamy fusion of love across…

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Posted in Comics Strange People

Deviant Ghost Takes Pants and Jacket Off (comic)

There was an album once with a similar joke in the title. That joke came to me a day after I started the comic, but it’s well worth including. Deviant ghosts? Oh, just ask the History Channel, they’re real. These…

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Posted in Kidz Zone

Preschool Student Exchange Program Hits Snag

The plan was far from revolutionary. Just take a program that works for older students and bump it down for use on younger students. That was the plan for ToddlerX, a Sacramento-based program, but two years on, parents are feeling…

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Posted in Comics Environment

Johnny Appleseed’s True Legacy Revealed (comic)

We all learned the story of Johnny Appleseed as children, and for some reason we were taught that he was a great and noble man. He did charitable works, but that’s hardly the whole story. As this comic points out,…

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Posted in Religionism World News

Breaking News: Ayatollah Converts to Judaism

TEHRAN – Millions of Iranians have been left dumbfounded after the Ayatollah Khomeini announced his conversion to Judaism. News agencies in Iran say the Supreme Leader underwent his change of faiths early Wednesday and chose to make an announcement only…

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Posted in Comics

Hay is For Horses, But Some More than Others (comic)

What happens between horses when no one is looking. No, not that. They do that in plain sight. They’re unabashed, and well they should be, they’re hung like horses. Click on the Comic to see it in full-size.

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Posted in Society

Cabbie Knows This One Shortcut That Will Get Local Man There in 2 to 45 Minutes

INDIANAPOLIS – Picking up local man Adrian Welles Thursday, experienced cab driver Eric McNichol professed to know this one shortcut that would get his passenger to the center of Indianapolis in around 2 to 45 minutes. Welles’ suggestion that “we…

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Posted in Biz News Comics

Intra-office Battle Heats Up, and Then Some (comic)

We’ve all been there. Upset Dave in shipping? Make enemies with Rebecca in accounts payable? Rub the HR lady the wrong way, which is especially tricky when you rub her during the sensitivity training course. This whole comic kind of…

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Posted in Human Interest Society

Most of Local Man’s Afternoon Spent Pressing 9 for More Options

INDIANAPOLIS – Attempting to pay a past due balance on his cell phone bill Monday, Indianapolis resident Patrick Overton spent the better part of this afternoon, which could otherwise have been devoted to finally getting around to fixing that shed…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Shakespeare Behind Bars- The Untold Story

True historical information- A historical research group in Wales has unearthed evidence that one William Shakespeare, father of famous theatrical plays known throughout the world, was also a business cheat. Click image to see the curious bard full-size. Records have…

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Posted in Comics Internets Tubes

Bing Wants You to Bing Bing to Find Out About Bing (comic)

Google spends somewhere between virtually and literally nothing promoting their search business, but Microsoft spends tens of millions pushing Bing, and just about nobody is buying it. I’ve tried it myself. It returns ‘pretty good’ but not great results. You…

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Posted in Environment

Tornado Causes Widespread Improvement Across Central Indiana

ANDERSON – A violent tornado that ripped through the heartland of America yesterday has left thousands of damaged homes looking slightly better than they did before the catastrophe. A level-3 warning was issued on Monday ahead of projected storms and…

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Posted in Society Technology

Report: Man Fails to Give Damn

OCEAN CITY – Family, relatives, and friends are in mourning after a man announced he does not give a damn about life, the universe, or anything. Morgan Carlyle, 46, made the announcement as he left his job at Burger Blast…

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Posted in Comics

Man Unveils Amazing Talking Dog (comic)

You’ve seen them before. Talking dogs and cats on YouTube. Well this guy has actually got one, though his vocabulary is admittedly a tad limited. Click on the image to see it full-sized.

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Posted in Religionism

God Gay

In a stunning revelation that is set to turn the Christian world on its head, Almighty God has admitted that He is a homosexual. The Lord Above also talked at length about the “steamy and tumultuous relationship” He has had…

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