Posted in Religionism Society

Research Shows Many, in Fact, Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

It is a misnomer, one that has apparently seeped into the culture’s subconscious, that only one person flew over the cuckoo’s nest. This myth, perpetuated by the 70’s movie classic of the same name, has become so ingrained into our…

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Posted in Biz News Education

College Nerd Gets Back at Frat Guys

After semesters of humiliation, a major league nerd at the University of Arizona has exacted revenge on the group of frat brothers who targeted him for ridicule for his nerdiness, among other faults. In a personal interview with Bill Maher,…

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Posted in Comics Health

7-11 Guy Says You Drink Too Much (comic)

If you’ve ever wondered if you’re drinking too much, look inwards, towards your liver, and find the answers. If that doesn’t work, you can also just wait until the people selling you your poison of choice tell you that you…

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Posted in Education Politics

Progress in Education Reform: The We Don’t Care about Our Children Act

With the pending education fiscal cuts, the White House and Congress have cooperated in creating a proactive initiative that is not only financially feasible, but will ensure quality education. Working with other members of the Committee on Education and the…

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Posted in Education Politics

Libertarian Realizes His Ideas Make No Sense

AUBURN – After years of internal struggle, a Libertarian activist has come forth and admitted his chosen ideology does not make any sense. Jon Rockwell, 23, who likes to go by the nickname “Voluntaryist Rand,” told reporters that Libertarianism cannot…

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Posted in Comics Politics

How America’s Various Factions View Obama (comic)

How do liberals view Obama? How do conservatives view Obama? These as well as the views of Evangelicals, FOX News, Michele Bachmann and more are covered. I didn’t cover the socialist or communist view of Obama, mostly because I lack…

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Posted in Religionism

God Admits “Richard Dawkins in Placebo Group”

God, speaking from the heavens directly to the souls of billions, this week finally unveiled the single-blind truth. Richard Dawkins cannot experience God — he’s in the placebo group. “Well to make sure God is effective,” explained Emmanuel Wing, “we…

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Posted in Health

Missouri Hospital To Avoid Discrimination Charge By Canceling All Visitations

Research Medical Center in Kansas City Missouri is making a change to their visitation policies in an effort to avoid appearing discriminatory by eliminating visiting privileges for all patients. The hospital has recently become the focus of attention by gay…

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Posted in Comics Strange People

Hipster Finally Removes Fedora (comic)

Ever seen a hipster and wondered why he doesn’t take off his hat or dark glasses? Those shades make no sense in your particular setting, but rather than wonder or ask him about it, you judge him. And you’re wrong…

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Posted in Politics World News

Report: Biden to Become Prime Minister of Italy

After weeks of crisis and gridlock, Italians have a new prime minister, and his name is Biden. That is, Joseph Robinette Biden. America’s vice president was selected for the position after consensus picks such as Oliver Stone and Roman Polanski…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Crime

Satire Takes Fire for Accusing NRA of Causing Boston Bombing

Satire websites have been publishing a very popular conspiracy article concerning the NRA being behind the Boston Marathon bombing as a way to detour attention away from the gun limitation bills that had been going through Congress at the same…

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Posted in Comics Religionism

The Clear, Undeniable Biblical Case Against Homosexuality (comic)

The Bible is right because it says it is, right? Well it actually doesn’t say that, per se, but it’s still taken as the gospel truth, even by atheists. We know why Christians believe it, but atheists take it as…

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Posted in Human Interest

Pope Francis Caught Touching Children Appropriately

VATICAN CITY- Allegations arose today as some parents of affected children have come out and told reporters about the lack of abuse shown to their children, directly correlated to Pope Francis. “When he kisses them, it’s on their forehead, and…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Health

Taylor Swift Diagnosed with Venereal Diseases

Today, surprising information came to light which reveals that Taylor Swift was recently treated for gonorrhea and chlamydia of her genitalia and throat by a VDC (venereal disease clinic). Further details show that the chart-topping songstress has also received treatment…

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Posted in Politics

Newly elected Libertarian still hasn’t made friends

WASHINGTON— Ready to make America free as possible, New Hampshire’s newly elected Representative of the House, Andrew Oak, walked into Chamber and realized he has not a single friend among the 434 individuals clustered into what was essentially 2 cliques….

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Posted in Internets Tubes

Easy-Breezy Key to Instant Reddit Karma (comic)

It’s easy to get karma on Reddit. First thing you have to do is be a Redditor, second thing is that you have to submit some interesting content, and the third thing you have to do is face months and…

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Posted in Making Headlines

Pope Francis Caught Touching Children Appropriately

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Posted in Making Headlines

Domestic Terrorists Enraged Foreigners are Taking Their Jobs

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Posted in Society

Domestic Terrorists Enraged Over Foreigners Taking Their Jobs

BAGGS, WYOMING- Notable domestic terror organizations are taking offence to the recent terror activities perpetrated by immigrants. These domestic terror organizations are characterized by their preference of white superiority and characterization of Jesus as a blue eyed, blond haired savior….

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Posted in Environment Science & Technologizzy

Tatooine Womp Rat Believed Extinct

Officials with the Tatooine Department of Wildlife announced today that the long imperiled womp rat is believed to be extinct in the wild. At not much bigger than two meters, womp rat numbers declined steadily since human settlement, mostly due…

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Posted in Biz News Education

Cornfed Beefcake Seeks Harvard Professorship

RANSON – An angry, cornfed beefcake has announced his intention to quit the family farm and apply for a full professorship at Harvard University. Josiah Wilkins, who has only completed a GED and 10 college credits, made his plans clear…

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Posted in Comics Society

Are Those Voices in Your Head or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

Ever been in a mental institution? Well if you’re anything like me you’ve heard some pretty weird questions. Arguably the strangest is if you hear voices. I told them that “yes, in fact I hear your voice,” but they were…

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Posted in Religionism

The Boston Marathon Bombers First Day In Jihadist Heaven

Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the Boston Marathon bomber killed by Boston police, was freshly arrived in the Heaven promised for Jihadist fighters. A guide was there to help him get established. “Hello, Mr. Tsarnaev. I am here to help you find your…

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Posted in Comics Society

Hipsters Have Feelings Too (comic)

This isn’t just funny, it’s sad. It’s sad because it actually happened to me the hour before I made this comic. Yes, I was wearing a fedora, so I kind of walked into it, but I’ve had nothing but compliments…

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Posted in Education Religionism

Facing SOC 101 Test, Man Makes Peace w/ God

MIDDELTOWN – With the frightening prospect of his last test this semester for SOC 101 at Lord Fairfax Community College heightening, Bo Buzby is heading to church. “I simply cannot afford to go through with this trial without first making…

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