Month: September 2012
New Course Offerings for the Idiot Generation
HIS1995 – Life Before the Internet This history course covers the dark period of mankind’s existence during the late 20th century, prior to the development of the World Wide Web. Students will learn about the primitive techniques utilized by early…
Bad News Guvna: Original ‘James Bond’ was American
THE BIRTH OF BOND, JIMMIE BOND Who was the first James Bond on film? Sean Connery? Yes, that is true if you go strictly by movie films. Could you believe that there was a television version of Ian Flemings Casino…
Apple Announces New Rainbow-Crapping Unicorn
Cupertino, CA – Apple Inc. today announced the next generation of their rainbow-crapping unicorn, the “Rainbow-Crapping Unicorn 5.” The name surprised the entire unicorn-blogging world after wide speculation that the latest Rainbow-Crapping Unicorn would be called the Rainbow-Crapping Unicorn 6…
Bottled Water Making Its Way to Alaska- Like Taking Mountains to Mohammed
Bottled water- who could ever, outside of professional con men such as P.T. Barnum and Soapy Smith, would ever have thought that it would be possible to put water in a bottle and actually get someone to buy it, except,…
New Lakers Stars Learn How to Pass the Ball to Kobe
Los Angeles, California- As the Olympic hype dies down and the Lakers’ newest acquisitions begin training for the upcoming season, all players seem to be eager to learn how to pass the ball to Kobe. The two biggest new comers…
Exclusive Interview with Kanye West
I recently had the opportunity to sit down and speak with one of the most popular and successful hip-hop artists of our time: Mr. Kanye West. The following is a transcript of our interview. BDF: Good morning. It’s truly an…
Romney Admits He Is Secretly Campaigning for Obama
GOP Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney admitted today that he has been secretly campaigning for Obama since the primary elections. “I have made no missteps in my campaign,” Romney stated during a press conference. “I want President Obama to be re-elected…
Never Trust a Fart
A wife returned home from work to find that her husband had become a victim of skid marks in his under garments yesterday evening, after he trusted a fart and allowed it to access the living room. The incident happened…
High Unemployment Rate Leads to Rise in Suckers
Wash. D.C.- At the Bureau of Labor Statistics, economists announced the unemployment rate had not changed in any significant way, there was one sector of the economy that had grown unexpectedly. “Scams are in,” says notable economist Tim Kane. “Although…
Top 10 Things You Will Find on Every Top 10 List
1. Numbers. Ten of them, actually. Maybe Roman, most likely Arabic. 2. Letters. Possibly formulated into words. Whether or not those words are cogent or in the right order is completely up in the air. 3. Links to other Top…