A wife returned home from work to find that her husband had become a victim of skid marks in his under garments yesterday evening, after he trusted a fart and allowed it to access the living room.
The incident happened at about 4:17pm after the man, who, for legal and embarrassment reasons, cannot be identified, had reportedly been ‘holding it in’ since the beginning of his carpool with co-workers.
It is thought that the man in question is unharmed, if not a little relieved, and has visited the bathroom.
It is important that you always check the identity of a fart before allowing it onto the premises.
For further help with how to identify a fart and what to do if you think it is something bigger, please visit www.nevertrustafart.com
…the question remains-Can you trust an old fart?
Dude… gross.
She is so hot in shape, but so nasty in form.
I cannot abide.