Posted in Society

San Francisco Announces 100% Homosexuality Milestone

SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. (GlossyNews) — The San Francisco City Council held a prime time press conference yesterday evening to announce some groundbreaking news for the…

WTF?! Click now to find out more!
Posted in Politics Top Stories

Meg Whitman Found Huddled in Pantry Crying “Where’s My Money?”

ATHERTON, Calif. (GlossyNews) — Meg Whitman, the former CEO of eBay, has spent upwards of $160 million of her own money in a run for…

WTF?! Click now to find out more!
Posted in Internets Tubes Technology

US wins Supercomputer Race w/ Record-Breaking Chinese Computer

It was announced this week that China now owns the world’s fastest computer, which is a great victory for Americans, since the technology is far…

WTF?! Click now to find out more!
Posted in Entertainment Environment

Chiclones and Windpocalypses and NDizzards, Oh My

EDITORIAL (GlossyNews) — Meteorologists, or Weather Forecasters as they like to refer to themselves, have always found it hard to keep their audiences happy. If…

WTF?! Click now to find out more!
Posted in Kidz Zone

Halloween Safety Tips to Avoid Raisin Poisonation

Halloween will soon be upon us. Here are some simple tips that should help keep the holiday safe and fun for everyone. 1. When planning…

WTF?! Click now to find out more!
Posted in Celebrity Gossip Entertainment

Sally Field Implodes as Entire Skeletal Structure Collapses

Appearing at a news conference plopped inside a prosthetic device that could only be described as a bucket, Sally Field wondered if anyone will still…

WTF?! Click now to find out more!
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Kennedy Ctr Pre-Humously Honor Hugh “Playboy Bunny” Hefner

Famed soft core porn peddler Hugh Hefner will be among the Lifetime Achievement Award winners at 2011 Kennedy Center ceremonies. The announcement immediately stirred controversy,…

WTF?! Click now to find out more!
Posted in Biz News Crime

Banks Face Fines for Murdering Delinquent Homeowners

DOVER, Delaware (GlossyNews) – Justice Department investigators confirmed today they are considering possible fines and other penalties against several of the United States’ largest financial…

WTF?! Click now to find out more!
Posted in Making Headlines

Whitman Camp Lauds $162million in Personal Stimulus

Even though she may have intended it to lead her to the highest gubernatorial office in the land, she’s just happy to do her part……

WTF?! Click now to find out more!
Posted in Making Headlines

Paul Camp Apologizes for “Pinko’s such Stompable Head”

WTF?! Click now to find out more!