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Northern Bible II: The Wackiest Ancient Israel Headlines from the Pre-Zionist Media!
Judas Finally Sells out to Rupert Murdoch, Becomes Useful Idiot Josiah Mulls Including Torah Trigger Warnings for Gory Content: Court Conservatives Plot to Overthrow Radical ‘Snowflake Princelings’ King Solomon Regresses to Radical Pomo Nihilism: Theological Diversity is Our Greatest Strength!…
Survey Says Dolphins Better Prepared for Retirement than Most Americans
A new study by the American Banking Association finds that dolphins are better prepared for retirement than most Americans.
God Condemns Conservative Bullies for Opining on Comedy
Dateline: D.C.—Conservatives condemned Michelle Wolf’s comedic speech at the 2018 White House Press correspondents’ dinner, until God reminded them they have no sense of humour because they’re bullies.
Can Fish & Man Live in Peace?! George Bush Caught Up in Appalling Swimming Costume Drama…
In a comical oversight, Ex-President of the United States George Bush forgot to take his swimming costume with him at Washington’s renowned Sports & Leisure Village.
The Life Changing Choice Of Picking Your Next Smart Phone… Or Is It?
Smartphones are no longer a convenience for making the occasional call, or to be used in case of an emergency.
CIA Warn Freedom-Loving American Public of ‘Sinister, Orwellian Observation of Our Activities’
In case you’ve been living under a rock (or else a hefty-sized boulder in Arizona), Americans have been sounding the alarm about freedom, liberty and democracy for quite some time! From Thomas Sowell to Amy Goodman, from Glenn Greenwald to…
Young Walmart Folk Discouraged About Making Ends-Meat (!), Learn New Recipe
Having worked at a dime over minimum wage, Maria Jones appreciates the part-time wages from Walmart. She’s struggled, but a new, FREE recipe handed down from the notoriously progressive management has solved almost all her problems.
Random Thoughts (XIII): Death Cults, Dingalos & Dodgy Tories!
Windrush Generation When is the rule of law not the rule of law? When it is. Confused? You should be!
UNBELIEVABLE! ICC Softies Won’t Prosecute ISIS Caliph Cos ‘It Would Make His Cat Sad!’ WTF!
After the recent much-heralded capture of the ISIS caliph, the International Criminal Court has made yet another explicably biased ruling. The leader of the Islamic State is not eligible for prosecution in a war crimes tribunal, as this would inevitably…
Equality for Women is Oppressive, and Hurts All Women, All the Time (Another Eva Luxemburg Wokepost)
Note: This was recently found posted on the door of a/the ethically sourced vegan quinoa cafe(s) in a progressive metropolitan student campus. Personally I think it’s a crock of typical vulgar-pomo intellectual garbage; but then again, Que Sais-Je? What would…