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How Donald Trump can survive Michael Cohen’s decision to turn on him Neil Visalvanich, Durham University Donald Trump’s former personal attorney and “fixer”, Michael Cohen, has agreed to plead guilty to federal charges of fraud, among other crimes, and has…
Chapter 29: Things Not Yet Seen (Honest Adolph, Volume III)
Senator Bubble was succeeding very well at picking off his opponents one by one. Although he was not himself a very intelligent or articulate person, he was certainly smart enough to flatter and bribe his way to what by now…
Welcome to Portland
[The following is a message from the Portland, Oregon Visitors’ Bureau.] Welcome to Portland, Oregon, America’s Most Liberal City. If you’re planning to spend a few days in the Rose City, we at the Portland Visitor’s Bureau would like to…
Saudi Arabia Drops Travel Ban on Australians, Condemns ‘Disrespectful Behaviour’
Australians are well renowned (some would say infamous!) for their straight talking, a national trait which is enough to send even the customarily forthright Dutch and Russians screaming into their safe spaces.
Rap The Swamp: Four Edgy Odes to the Media & Political Class!
Gammon faced Republican warmonger John McCain, centrist intellectual Joy-Ann Reid, accomplished political showman Barack Obama and failed Presidential Candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton feature in this four part take-down of the establishment! Have you got any more? Submit to wallacerunnymede@gmail.com. Who…
God Condemns Conservative Bullies for Opining on Comedy
Dateline: D.C.—Conservatives condemned Michelle Wolf’s comedic speech at the 2018 White House Press correspondents’ dinner, until God reminded them they have no sense of humour because they’re bullies.
Can Fish & Man Live in Peace?! George Bush Caught Up in Appalling Swimming Costume Drama…
In a comical oversight, Ex-President of the United States George Bush forgot to take his swimming costume with him at Washington’s renowned Sports & Leisure Village.
“I Mean, Who WOULDN’T Like to Punch a Nazi?” Asks Fellow Nazi
Ari Anacion, self-proclaimed white nationalist, neo-nazi, and part-time full-time child slapper, knows that people like him are likely enough to get punched, when you think about. Nonetheless, he asks, “I mean, why wouldn’t the J… [ED: somebody, anybody, who cares…
If Only Stalin and Hitler Had Learned SJW Tactics!
SJWs and pomos are often compared to fascists and Stalinists… Such accusations are hardly without their basis in reality.
Locker Room Talk Role Reversal: What Happens When Women Start Talking Like Men?
A while back, controversial US President Donald Trump got in trouble over some sleazy comments about women, which he dismissed as mere ‘locker room talk.’