Gammon faced Republican warmonger John McCain, centrist intellectual Joy-Ann Reid, accomplished political showman Barack Obama and failed Presidential Candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton feature in this four part take-down of the establishment!
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A friend Joy Reid is a friend indeed
What about the blog, Joy?
Hackers broke in and Joy Reid didn’t notice
Joy means pretty good and Joy means well
But MSM be the undisputed media from hell!
Moanin’ an whinin’
Don’t talk about her emails
Cos the Hilldawg be silent!
Where she put the server?
Bro! I dunno
Better ask the hackers, brah! Maybe THEY know
Hillary got dollar
Hillary got cash
Everyone comin’ to the clown town clown town
MSM give us a fake rundown rundown
Ain’t it all gonna be fun now fun now
Swamp Monsters crime career be a-done now, aye!
Time to go Obama
Y’all be sleazin’ master criminals
What kinda dollars are those?!
John McCain John McCain
Poor lil Yogurt Boy wit peanut brain
Warmongering loser drive mah peeps insane
WHEN HE GONNA BE BEHIND BARS AGAIN?!
#2 Joy Reid:
By Phil Roeder from Des Moines, IA, USA (Caucus Tourism: Joy Reid) [CC BY 2.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
By Marc Nozell from Merrimack, New Hampshire, USA (Hillary Clinton in Hampton, NH) [CC BY 2.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
By Official White House Photo by Pete Souza (P120612PS-0463 (direct link)) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
By Dan Raustadt [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)], via Wikimedia Commons
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