Rap The Swamp (I): Four Edgy Odes to the Media & Political Class!

Gammon faced Republican warmonger John McCain, centrist intellectual Joy-Ann Reid, accomplished political showman Barack Obama and failed Presidential Candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton feature in this four part take-down of the establishment!
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Joy-Ann Reid

A friend Joy Reid is a friend indeed

What about the blog, Joy?

A rampant screed!

Hackers broke in and Joy Reid didn’t notice

Hopefully it wasn’t the deplorables of the POTUS

Joy means pretty good and Joy means well

But MSM be the undisputed media from hell!

Hillary Clinton

Bitchin’ bitchin’!

Moanin’ an whinin’

Don’t talk about her emails

Cos the Hilldawg be silent!

Where she put the server?

Bro! I dunno

Better ask the hackers, brah! Maybe THEY know

Hillary got dollar

Hillary got cash

Thank God Crooked Hillary be out on her a$$!

Barack Obama

Everyone comin’ to the clown town clown town

MSM give us a fake rundown rundown

Ain’t it all gonna be fun now fun now

Swamp Monsters crime career be a-done now, aye!

Time to go Obama

Gangsters, hoes!

Y’all be sleazin’ master criminals

What kinda dollars are those?!

John McCain

John McCain John McCain

Poor lil Yogurt Boy wit peanut brain

Warmongering loser drive mah peeps insane

WHEN HE GONNA BE BEHIND BARS AGAIN?!

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Image attribution:
#1 Eagle:
Pixabay
#2 Joy Reid:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Joy_Reid_(24106253484)_(1).jpg
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/92/Joy_Reid_%2824106253484%29_%281%29.jpg
By Phil Roeder from Des Moines, IA, USA (Caucus Tourism: Joy Reid) [CC BY 2.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
#3 Clinton:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Hillary_Clinton_2007-1_(cropped).jpg
By Marc Nozell from Merrimack, New Hampshire, USA (Hillary Clinton in Hampton, NH) [CC BY 2.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
#4: Obama:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:President_Barack_Obama.jpg
By Official White House Photo by Pete Souza (P120612PS-0463 (direct link)) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
#5: McCain:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Raustadt_Photo_of_McCain-1.JPG
By Dan Raustadt [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/)], via Wikimedia Commons
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