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Chapter 32: It Depends on What “Democracy” Is (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Some months later, it was the eve of the election. Pilder had already won the Democratic nomination by default. Meanwhile, Bubble had easily demolished the few remaining stragglers, who simply couldn’t compete with his relentless barrage of cruelty, crassness and…

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Chapter 31: Suffer the Little Harlots (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Sally closed the front door and staggered onto the sofa, utterly distraught at what she had learned. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Chapter 32: It Depends on What “Democracy” Is… Chapter 30: Neurodiversity is Mighty (Honest…

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Chapter 30: Neurodiversity is Mighty (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Saul pored through his transcript of this debate. He clumsily dragged a purple, jagged line with his marker pen; an unusual choice for a task like this, but so be it. As he stood up and moved towards the restroom,…

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Chapter 29: Conspiracy Corners (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

The media tore into Adams after the debate. In fact, if anything, the sensationalist conservative media outlets went easier on him than the more established, mainstream outlets. For quite some time, the latter had been devoted largely to secondary journalism,…

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Chapter 28: Things Not Yet Seen (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Senator Bubble was succeeding very well in picking off his opponents one by one. Although he was not himself a very intelligent or articulate person, he was certainly smart enough to flatter and bribe his way to what by now…

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Chapter 27: Everyone Has a Choice to Right (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Deborah was disappointed to learn that the media were turning their turrets on Adolph. Now that their golden boy had left, they seemed to have little interest in ridiculing Benny Pilder; Honest Adolph, previously known only as a ‘fringe maverick,’…

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Chapter 26: Snowflake Stormtroopers (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Saul had not yet heard about the terrible events from last night. He was planning to pay a visit to the Thatchers later in the day; for now, he was commiserating with Adams about his poor showing the previous night….

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Chapter 25: Just-So Stories (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Presidential nominations, generally speaking, go to those with the biggest mouth, and not the greatest intellect or grandest patriotism. But how far this may be a universal principle is something which, perhaps, remains to be seen. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS!…

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Chapter 24: The Pristine Jade Hall Palace of Eternal Slumber (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

The Halls of Mandos, then. So this is me. Let’s knock this on down, brother, for the health of the world. Saul paced the long, marble corridors. Was he waiting for someone? Big Xian? A Golden knight on a nearby…

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Chapter 23: Rise Like Lions, Deborah Slumber! (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Deborah thumbed through the old almanac of archived tweets. Her heart was troubled. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Chapter 30: Neurodiversity is Mighty (Honest Adolph,… Chapter 25: Just-So Stories (Honest Adolph, Volume III) Chapter 28: Things…

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Chapter 22: Get Your Government Off My Law (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Adolph Adams’ campaign had been off to a slow start. But as the wind stirred his bones in this cold Nebraska autumn, he finally came to believe that the Project of America, the Project of Individualism, might just about be…

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Chapter 21: Coloring in the Lines (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Bubble and Adams both thought releasing their books at a joint book launch would be a good way to proceed further with their campaigns. But sad to say Bubble’s launch was an utter disaster; and equally sad to say, he…

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Chapter 20: Dark Horse Democrat (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

The cold wind whistled down the street. A curious place to meet a stranger! FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Chapter 30: Neurodiversity is Mighty (Honest Adolph,… Chapter 4: China Soars, While Freedom Roars (Honest… Chapter 26:…

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Chapter 19: Set Me a Watchman, O Sons of Abraham (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Saul gazed, enraptured, at the marvellous scene unfolding before his eyes. Sally’s dim eyes sparkled with a light that had not been seen in years. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Chapter 32: It Depends on What…

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Chapter 18: Bind up the Brokenhearted (Honest Adolph Volume III)

The Imam gazed gently at tearful Jim. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Chapter 30: Neurodiversity is Mighty (Honest Adolph,… Chapter 9: As a Child, Thou Shalt Speak Wisdom unto… Chapter 26: Snowflake Stormtroopers (Honest Adolph… Chapter…

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Chapter 17: Totes Subversive (Honest Adolph Volume III)

All Cabinet meetings are unpleasant; but every one is unpleasant in its own way. “How right this is,” mused Morton Megaraparthenon, as he graciously strode into the chamber. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Chapter 30: Neurodiversity…

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Chapter 16: No Safe Space for Saul (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Saul was incandescent with fury. “So. So. So! This is what you fuckers are tellin’ me…” “Oh my God, duuuuuuude! Look at Righteous Abe losin’ his shit at the boss!” snickered Benny Turpin. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS…

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Chapter 15: Mexican Roulette? (Honest Adolph Chapter 16)

Palmer Miller leered at Jesse Chavez. “Ya see this fuckin’ hand, Chico?” he smirked. Jesse scowled and batted it away. “You poor little gringo boys are all mouth and no cojones!” he spat. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS…

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Chapter 14: Townhall Empire? (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Adolph Adams finally stood up. His candidature was finally to begin, at this small ‘fringe’ event. His bald head shimmered a little under the uneasy light. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Chapter 25: Just-So Stories (Honest…

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Chapter 13: Metaphysical Genocide (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Honest Adolph finally set the phone down. Troubled and tormented, The Electric Quaker gazed at his half-ironic John Woolman volume. Such a pioneer! FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Chapter 4: China Soars, While Freedom Roars (Honest……

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Chapter 13: Big Trouble With Little Pimps

At 6 am, the cleaner finally came round. She gazed helplessly at Dickie. She knew who held all the power here. “Why you didn’t tell me. You could have call me,” she wept. “Why you didn’t call? Why you didn’t?…

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Chapter 12: If You Love Me, Stay Woke! (Honest Adolph Volume III)

“No,” muttered Pastor Trilby. “Nothing else…. They searched the house so thoroughly.” K’Simah frowned and took the letter. “All those years; and all I get is this lousy piece of paper. Disgusting. Otis, you… you… you…” FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS!…

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Chapter 11: Is it Good for the Jews? (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Saul Friedman sat and stared at the grave. “Lucy, Lucy, Luce-Luce-Luce,” he snorted, as he burst into tears. There was no frickin’ justice in this world; that’s one thing for sure, ah hah hah… FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these…

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Chapter 10: Rivers and Temples (Honest Adolph Volume III)

“A remote temple in the Pennsylvania mountains,” sighed Adolph. “A somewhat unusual place to talk shop? At least, so I would have thought, if you would excuse my plainness of speech.” For the first time in months Deborah Mona Willow’s…

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Chapter 9: As a Child, Thou Shalt Speak Wisdom unto the Mighty (Honest Adolph Volume III)

The imam frowned as Jim gazed up at him innocently. “We are busy now. We are praying.” Jim stammered. “Sir. Sir. Mr. Mr. Imam.” FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Chapter 30: Neurodiversity is Mighty (Honest Adolph,……

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Chapter 8: Give me Liberty, or Give Me Slumber (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Sally Thatcher sat thumbing through the book she had strangely chanced upon. She had never darkened the door of a library in her life. But something about the vaguely-intellectual old whiskey-guzzler had stuck inside her. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share…

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Volume II of Honest Adolph is Finally Out!

Volume II of my novel, Honest Adolph, is already out on Amazon, Google Play and Kobo. In the very near future, it will appear at Barnes & Noble (Nook), as well as Apple iBooks. Thanks for reading so far; and…

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Chapter 7: Thicker than My Father’s Arms (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Willow. Willow-willow. Oh hey Willow, Will-Willow Ah me Daffy-Down-Dillies!   Where I am. Where I am. Sing, Temple Sing! Trink, Gunther Trink! FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Chapter 30: Neurodiversity is Mighty (Honest Adolph,… Chapter 20:…

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Chapter 6: Motherhood is Mighty (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Final day in Alaska. Yesterday’s speech was a stormer. And now this one will be the BEST SPEECH EVER! Bubble threw the mike to his personal assistant. ‘OK, so wadawesay, boy? What are we gonna do to Russia?’ FIGHT THE…

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Chapter 5: Sputs Under the Bed (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Alaska was cold at this time of year. But then again, when was it not? Senator Bubble stood up, raised his finger in the ear, and immediately commenced to rant and rave. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related…

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