Chapter 27: Snowflake Stormtroopers (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Saul had not yet heard about the terrible events from last night. He was planning to pay a visit to the Thatchers later in the day; for now, he was commiserating with Adams about his poor showing the previous night.

‘Do you think it is possible, Saul?’ Adolph said.

Saul nodded gently. Read more Chapter 27: Snowflake Stormtroopers (Honest Adolph Volume III)

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Chapter 26: Just-So Stories (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Presidential nominations, generally speaking, go to those with the biggest mouth, and not the greatest intellect or grandest patriotism.

But how far this may be a universal principle is something which, perhaps, remains to be seen. Read more Chapter 26: Just-So Stories (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

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Chapter 25: The Pristine Jade Hall Palace of Eternal Slumber (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

The Halls of Mandos, then. So this is me. Let’s knock this on down, brother, for the health of the world.

Saul paced the long, marble corridors.

Was he waiting for someone?

Big Xian?

A Golden knight on a nearby pillar sprang into life.

Read more Chapter 25: The Pristine Jade Hall Palace of Eternal Slumber (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

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Chapter 23: Get Your Government Off My Law (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Adolph Adams’ campaign had been off to a slow start.

But as the wind stirred his bones in this cold Nebraska autumn, he finally came to believe that the Project of America, the Project of Individualism, might just about be salvageable. Read more Chapter 23: Get Your Government Off My Law (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

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Chapter 22: Coloring in the Lines (Honest Adolph, Volume III)


Bubble and Adams both thought releasing their books at a joint book launch would be a good way to proceed further with their campaigns. But sad to say Bubble’s launch was an utter disaster; and equally sad to say, he appears to be a laughing stock for now. Read more Chapter 22: Coloring in the Lines (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

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Chapter 17: No Safe Space for Saul (Honest Adolph Volume III)


Saul was incandescent with fury.

“So. So. So! This is what you fuckers are tellin’ me…”

“Oh my God, duuuuuuude! Look at Righteous Abe losin’ his shit at the boss!” snickered Benny Turpin. Read more Chapter 17: No Safe Space for Saul (Honest Adolph Volume III)

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Chapter 13: Big Trouble With Little Pimps


At 6 am, the cleaner finally came round. She gazed helplessly at Dickie. She knew who held all the power here.

“Why you didn’t tell me. You could have call me,” she wept. “Why you didn’t call? Why you didn’t? We have more people coming, and… and… and…”

There was not the slightest twitch from Dickie. Read more Chapter 13: Big Trouble With Little Pimps

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Chapter 12: If You Love Me, Stay Woke! (Honest Adolph Volume III)


“No,” muttered Pastor Trilby. “Nothing else…. They searched the house so thoroughly.”

K’Simah frowned and took the letter.

“All those years; and all I get is this lousy piece of paper. Disgusting. Otis, you… you… you…” Read more Chapter 12: If You Love Me, Stay Woke! (Honest Adolph Volume III)

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Chapter 10: Rivers and Temples (Honest Adolph Volume III)


“A remote temple in the Pennsylvania mountains,” sighed Adolph.

“A somewhat unusual place to talk shop? At least, so I would have thought, if you would excuse my plainness of speech.”

For the first time in months Deborah Mona Willow’s voice ran out like a silver bell. Read more Chapter 10: Rivers and Temples (Honest Adolph Volume III)

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