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Chapter 32: It Depends on What “Democracy” Is (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Some months later, it was the eve of the election. Pilder had already won the Democratic nomination by default. Meanwhile, Bubble had easily demolished the few remaining stragglers, who simply couldn’t compete with his relentless barrage of cruelty, crassness and…

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Chapter 31: Suffer the Little Harlots (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Sally closed the front door and staggered onto the sofa, utterly distraught at what she had learned.

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Chapter 30: Neurodiversity is Mighty (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Saul pored through his transcript of this debate. He clumsily dragged a purple, jagged line with his marker pen; an unusual choice for a task like this, but so be it. As he stood up and moved towards the restroom,…

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Chapter 29: Conspiracy Corners (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

The media tore into Adams after the debate. In fact, if anything, the sensationalist conservative media outlets went easier on him than the more established, mainstream outlets. For quite some time, the latter had been devoted largely to secondary journalism,…

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Chapter 28: Things Not Yet Seen (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Senator Bubble was succeeding very well in picking off his opponents one by one. Although he was not himself a very intelligent or articulate person, he was certainly smart enough to flatter and bribe his way to what by now…

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Chapter 27: Everyone Has a Choice to Right (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Deborah was disappointed to learn that the media were turning their turrets on Adolph. Now that their golden boy had left, they seemed to have little interest in ridiculing Benny Pilder; Honest Adolph, previously known only as a ‘fringe maverick,’…

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Chapter 26: Snowflake Stormtroopers (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Saul had not yet heard about the terrible events from last night. He was planning to pay a visit to the Thatchers later in the day; for now, he was commiserating with Adams about his poor showing the previous night….

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Chapter 25: Just-So Stories (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Presidential nominations, generally speaking, go to those with the biggest mouth, and not the greatest intellect or grandest patriotism. But how far this may be a universal principle is something which, perhaps, remains to be seen.

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Chapter 24: The Pristine Jade Hall Palace of Eternal Slumber (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

The Halls of Mandos, then. So this is me. Let’s knock this on down, brother, for the health of the world. Saul paced the long, marble corridors. Was he waiting for someone? Big Xian? A Golden knight on a nearby…

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Chapter 23: Rise Like Lions, Deborah Slumber! (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Deborah thumbed through the old almanac of archived tweets. Her heart was troubled.

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Chapter 22: Get Your Government Off My Law (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Adolph Adams’ campaign had been off to a slow start. But as the wind stirred his bones in this cold Nebraska autumn, he finally came to believe that the Project of America, the Project of Individualism, might just about be…

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Chapter 21: Coloring in the Lines (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Bubble and Adams both thought releasing their books at a joint book launch would be a good way to proceed further with their campaigns. But sad to say Bubble’s launch was an utter disaster; and equally sad to say, he…

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Chapter 20: Dark Horse Democrat (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

The cold wind whistled down the street. A curious place to meet a stranger!

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Chapter 19: Set Me a Watchman, O Sons of Abraham (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Saul gazed, enraptured, at the marvellous scene unfolding before his eyes. Sally’s dim eyes sparkled with a light that had not been seen in years.

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Chapter 18: Bind up the Brokenhearted (Honest Adolph Volume III)

The Imam gazed gently at tearful Jim.

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Chapter 17: Totes Subversive (Honest Adolph Volume III)

All Cabinet meetings are unpleasant; but every one is unpleasant in its own way. “How right this is,” mused Morton Megaraparthenon, as he graciously strode into the chamber.

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Chapter 16: No Safe Space for Saul (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Saul was incandescent with fury. “So. So. So! This is what you fuckers are tellin’ me…” “Oh my God, duuuuuuude! Look at Righteous Abe losin’ his shit at the boss!” snickered Benny Turpin.

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Chapter 15: Mexican Roulette? (Honest Adolph Chapter 16)

Palmer Miller leered at Jesse Chavez. “Ya see this fuckin’ hand, Chico?” he smirked. Jesse scowled and batted it away. “You poor little gringo boys are all mouth and no cojones!” he spat.

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Chapter 14: Townhall Empire? (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Adolph Adams finally stood up. His candidature was finally to begin, at this small ‘fringe’ event. His bald head shimmered a little under the uneasy light.

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Chapter 13: Metaphysical Genocide (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Honest Adolph finally set the phone down. Troubled and tormented, The Electric Quaker gazed at his half-ironic John Woolman volume. Such a pioneer!

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