After Decade of “Free” Posts, Ariana Walks w/ 3rd of Billion
Pundits, politicians and celebrity bloggers ask, “where’s my friggen money, bitch?” to Ariana Huffington, After years and years of contributing free posts to the political-celebrity site “Huffington Post”, Ariana Huffington has sold out to the very belly of the beast,…
Rahm Emanuel Admits “The Rich Pay Barely Any Taxes”
Erstwhile White house adviser Rahm Emanuel has taken his hat out of that ring, and thrown it into the one that allows him to run for Mayor of Chicago. Along the way, however, he has been forced to disclose his…
‘Nouveau Homeless’ Emerge as Travel to Super Bowl Sacked by Mother Nature
Thousands of Steelers and Packers fans found it almost impossible to get to Arlington, Texas for the Super Bowl game to be played on Sunday. Some are telling travel hell stories straight from the play books of the comedy film…
Medical Marijuana to be Grown in White House Garden this Year
WASHINGTON, D.C. – It is the first week of February, and for Michelle Obama, this means it is time to start planning the White House organic garden. While the garden will again contain a variety of fruits and vegetables as…
Hillary Presidential Hopes Fading
Grand Rapids, MI native Hillary Pierce was shocked this week to learn CNN thinks her senior class presidency bid is doomed. According to lunch room witnesses, seventeen-year old Hillary was inconsolable and left early, missing her AP Chemistry class. At…
Released from Gitmo, Right Back to Terrorism
Usually reclusive Rock phenomenon Faisal X spoke to reporters this week about stardom, musical influences and career goals. “My roots; middle class upbringing in Jordan. Studying engineering in France when I got radicalized. Next thing I’m lugging ammo boxes over…
Why Do We Let An Australian Tell Us What We Should Think?
Day after day, hour after hour, millions of Americans tune in willingly to hear political diatribe that is specially designed to align their political beliefs in a particular direction. Amidst stunning eye-catching graphics and up-to-the-minute news bytes, various pundits slam…
Limbaugh Weasels Out of Another One
Much to the delight of his listening audience, crow connoisseur, Rush Limbaugh has claimed that Arizona shooter, Jared Lee Loughner is not insane, but psychic. “It’s true,” the egg-splattered Limbaugh proclaimed Wednesday, while doing a mind-bending radio segment about repealing the…
Cairo Chaos Bad for Business
Egypt has long been considered the least interesting of Middle East nations. Although respected as the originator of massively silly public works projects, its modern political system has been as constant as the Sphinx. All that changed this week as…
Piers Morgan Determined to Fill Regis Philbin’s Vacancy
Piers Morgan recently took over the top spot on CNN when he replaced Larry King and the Larry King Live show with his own Piers Morgan Tonight. Following the entertainment route of Ryan Seacrest, he’s now setting his sites on…