New Donor Cards Provide Cheney Opt-out Option
Bending to demand from potential organ donors, the World Organ Donor Bank, which issues organ donor cards, has printed a box on their cards that allows donors to opt-out when it comes to donating a heart to Vice-President and war…
Ghost of Les Paul Haunts Pete Townsend of The Who
Pete Townsend, guitarist extraordinaire for The Who, wasn’t the first artist to destroy a musical instrument on stage. Jerry Lee Lewis is said to have destroyed a few pianos by setting fire to them, Jimi Hendrix destroyed a few guitars…
American Idol’s Simon Cowell Reams Famous American Idols
What would have happened if Simon Cowell, the inspiration and chief executioner for the wildly popular American Idol show had been around to judge the big stars of American music before they became legends. Just how many of them would…
Dick Cheney’s Heart Transplant Not Going Exactly As Expected
Surgeons have had great difficulty with fitting former President of Vice Dick Cheney (aka- ‘Tricky Dicky the Second’) with a transplanted heart. Each attempt to put a foreign heart into the open breast of Mr. Cheney has resulted in rejection-…
Tunisians Going About Their Revolution The Right Way
The revolution in Tunisia is one gone right. In an astonishingly short time a popular uprising in this small North African nation has brought thousands of disgruntled people out on the streets in such force that the dictatorial President Ben…
Rod Blagojevich Arrested Outside US Capitol Building for Attempting to Scalp Tickets to Tuesday’s State of the Union Address
Sarah Palin in Hot Water Over New “Totally Unnocuous” Comment
Sarah Palin, wanting to be sure her followers knew that she was still considering a run for the Presidency, tweeted this over the weekend: “They can’t stop me. Still have my sights aimed at Presidency.”
Conservatives Protest Olbermann Departure
Isaac Newton once observed, “For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.” The truth of that is seldom seen more clearly than in the rough and tumble of American politics. And so it was this week as Tea…
Rahm Emanuel Thrown Off Ballot For Chicago Mayor Due To ‘Non-Residency’
Next they are going to request to see his birth certificate……
Steps to Remedy Sophomoric Behavior Expected at SOTU Address
Whoever came up with the term “date night” to describe the seating arrangements anticipated at the President’s State of the Union Address on Tuesday night has a good handle on just how juvenile the behavior of some of our lawmakers…