After Decade of “Free” Posts, Ariana Walks w/ 3rd of Billion

Pundits, politicians and celebrity bloggers ask, “where’s my friggen money, bitch?” to Ariana Huffington,

After years and years of contributing free posts to the political-celebrity site “Huffington Post”, Ariana Huffington has sold out to the very belly of the beast, AOL. In response, the myriad boffins and pundits who have made her site successful rightly ask, “so how many tens of millions do we get?”

Ariana Huffington was unavailable for comment, as her handlers explained she was diving into and swimming about in her new-found sea of doubloons.

Author: Brian K. White

Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.

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