Interview w/ Dean Chambers from UnSkewedPolls.com – Part II
We recently ran an interview with conservative poll smoker Dean Chambers from UnSkewedPolls.com. It quickly became our top article and my offer to post a second part from questions that were not asked was highly requested. So rather than dig…
Unseasonably Warm Weather A Reminder Man Didn’t Recycle Bottles Last Month
INDIANAPOLIS – A recent spate of unseasonably warm weather, which has seen December temperatures peak in the mid sixties, has acted as a timely reminder that local man Dennis Kowalski never got around to recycling those damn bottles last month….
Inventor’s Shirt Changes Color- Why Not a She-Shirt That Turns Invisible?
A Leeds inventor has come up with a t-shirt that changes color according to how much sun there is. It is supposed to warn the wearer about the possibility of getting skin cancer. E.E.C. Investigators quickly smelled a rat, however,…
A.D.A. Gaydar Fingers Fluoridation
CHICAGO – The American Dental Association today announced a reversal of its longstanding position on municipal water fluoridation. For over 65 years, fluoride has been recognized by the ADA as an effective prophylactic in the fight against cavities. But recent…
America’s New Dirty Words Are No Longer Four Letters Long
Merriam Webster Online, one of the worlds most famous English dictionaries, has announced that the most looked up words online this year were ‘socialism’ and ‘capitalism’. This just goes to show the confusion in the American public over the true…
Unphotogenic Cops Pushing ‘No Filming Police’ Legislation
The Chicago Supreme Court has struck down a plea from attorneys hoping to ban citizens from filming police officers in public because being on camera is making many unphotogenic cops feel really uncomfortable. The decision came after judges decided that…
Sports Illustrated Model Kate Upton’s First Training Bra For Sale On Ebay
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) – SatireWorld reports that a personal item of a well known Sports Illustrated model has found its way on the popular auction site eBay and in past days all bidding has gone thru the roof. Fully…
Supreme Court Nullifies First Amendment
The United States Supreme Court unanimously declared today that the First Amendment to the Bill of Rights is to be nullified as it no longer has any meaning in today’s society. The First Amendment reads: “Congress shall make no law…
North Korea Demands Christmas Lights Be Shut Off In South Korea
Pyongyang – (SatireWorld.com) – North Korea warned South Korea on Sunday of “unexpected consequences” if Seoul displays Christmas lights near the tense border, and vowed to retaliate for what it called “psychological warfare.” The South’s defense ministry said earlier it…
Pick a Peck of Pilgrim Pepper
Supermarket chains across the United States have agreed to forgo advertising depicting happy families gathered together in celebration and good cheer this holiday season. Although researchers insist an increase in suicide attempts during the holidays has proved largely a myth,…