Life on the Inside: My Week in a Mental Hospital
As a contributor to the second-longest running group satire site in the world, I’m always looking for a scoop. So when I had a chance to enter a mental health hospital as a patient recently, I couldn’t pass it up….
Multimillionaire McAfee Mucks Up Murder Mystery In Middle America
McAfee, is one of the world’s most used internet security websites. It is used to protect the computer user from computer viruses and other threats that can attack his machine while he is online. Also now famous is the web…
Who Wore It Best? Apocalypse Edition
MINNEAPOLIS-With the world as we know it coming to a close, it is no surprise that the public eye is turning toward celebrities, scrutinizing their every move amid all of the chaos. Of course, just like poor people, celebrities are…
Conservative/Liberal Brawl: Now Is(n’t) the Time for Gun Control
A liberal and a conservative walk into a bar. The bartender’s like, “what is this, a joke?” Actually it’s quite serious, and it covers a grave topic. Conservative columnist and pollster Dean Chambers agreed to talk with liberal news man…
Boehner and Obama Vow to Fall Off Fiscal Cliff Together
As fiscal cliff negotiations stalled, Republican House Speaker John Boehner and Democratic President Barack Obama romantically declared that they would tumble over the fiscal cliff together “arm in arm”. “I truly love that man”, Boehner said in reference to Obama….
The Fiscal Cliff: Wingnut v. Moonbat Edition
In order to best understand the troubles that face our nation from a balanced left/right perspective, we’ve enlisted liberal Glossy News satirist and editor Brian K. White from the left to talk with conservative columnist and statistician Dean Chambers from…
Michigan Becomes 24th State to Inaugurate ‘Right To Be A Slave’ Law
Michigan has now joined almost half of the country which has introduced legislation that will make it easier for employers to regulate, hire and fire their employees at will. Goosestepping to the current climate which wishes to reduce the power…
Fig Newton Controversy Awaits Trial
LOS ANGELES-Forensic investigators (right) search a house for evidence after a reliable source reported that a middle-aged man allegedly consumed an entire Fig Newton and “actually enjoyed it”. The criminal’s name will be kept private for obvious safety reasons and…
Word ‘Belated’ Now Only Used In Birthday Messages
BLOOMINGTON – It was revealed Monday by linguistic professors at Indiana University that the word “belated” – an adjective whose origins can been traced back to the year 1610 – is now only used in birthday messages. The word, which…
Gunman Breaks Into NRA, Starts Blasting Away With NRA Supported Gun
BREAKING NEWS- A lone gunman stormed the NRA headquarters in Fairfax, Virginia causing bloody mayhem. Managing to gain entrance by flashing his membership card to the guards at the door, the marauder charged in firing indiscriminately in all directions using…