McDonald’s Fry Cook Filibusters Angry Manager to Avoid Getting Fired
PITTSBURGH — Local McDonald’s “Fryolator” Operator Terrance Yerkovski, in an effort to avoid losing his job, has been filibustering his manager for the past 72 straight hours. The filibuster, in which the 22-year-old Yerkovski is currently barricaded in the employee…
Hot Ex Wants to Hook Up w/ Me (comic)
So you ever had that ex… you know the one. The one you never forgot. The one that always haunts your dreams. I guess you could call her “the one that got away,” even if it was you that forced…
Employee of the Month Won’t Shut Up About It
INDIANAPOLIS – Having won the ‘Employee of the Month’ award for October, Mulgrove Computer Services agent Matthew Wilcox just will not shut the hell up about it. The 43-year-old customer service agent, who won the award for “highest attainment of…
The Latest Thing In Human Evolution- Interchangeable Body Parts
According to Genesis God made man out of the dust of the earth and woman out of Adams rib- not an especially impressive start. But in the thousands of years since then things have changed and so have we humans….
What Penguins Look Like on Casual Friday (comic)
I Googled this before I drew it, and sure enough, there wasn’t a whole hell of a lot out there showing what penguins might look like out of their tuxedos. Turns out, at least according to my comic, that it’s…
Report: Obama Fails to Check Privilege
The White House is on the defense after President Obama was caught failing to check his cisgender privilege at the announcement of a new cabinet appointment. According to reports, the president referred to UN Ambassador nominee Norrie Powers as “she,”…
Deaf 3 Year Old Arrested for Sneaking Finger-Guns into School
Hunter Spanjer, who also goes by Little John Wayne or the Tiny Terminator depending on the social situation, was arrested last week for bringing firearms onto school property. Though, to be clear, it wasn’t an “arm”, it was his fingers…
Even Atheists May Hear the Voice of Jesus (comic)
We are all able to hear the voice of God. Even atheists may hear His voice, though it may not carry the exact message that the faithful would like to hear. SCROLL DOWN TO SEE THE CARTOON. Think you know…
Google Adsense Bans Us, After 10-yrs Together. Evil Suspected
Google Adsense banned us a few days ago again, as they’ve done many times before in lesser fashions. This time it was because of an article published more than 8-years ago, which had literally zero traffic, according to… well, according…
Wife of Man Who Died Vacuuming Comforted He Died Doing What She Loved
ST. LOUIS — Area Man Daniel Beter passed away on Tuesday from an apparent heart attack while vacuuming the living room carpet in his home. In a statement to the press, his wife, Raquel, said of her husband’s untimely death,…