21/12/2012: Oprah-Geddon Approaches

21/12/2012: Oprah-Geddon Approaches

23 November 2009 01:05 - by Rusty

2012 is coming – approaching fast. A time to be afraid – very afraid – as the threadbare cliché goes. Actually I’d advise you to be more than very afraid – shit-scared would be more appropriate, in point in fact. 21/12/2012 – the end of the World as we know it – and all thanks […]

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Mall Santas to Goldman Sachs: Hand Over the Vaccine

Mall Santas to Goldman Sachs: Hand Over the Vaccine

23 November 2009 08:49 - by P. Beckert

New York, NY – In a jolly but firm tone, the Association of Mall Santas (AMS) has issued a formal demand to Wall Street giant Goldman Sachs to hand over all their doses of the swine flu vaccine to the thousands of Mall Santas across the country who are going into this holiday season woefully […]

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Rumpy Pumpy: E-USSR Presidential Favourite

Rumpy Pumpy: E-USSR Presidential Favourite

23 November 2009 02:28 - by Rusty

Belgian Prime Minister Herman van Rumpy Pumpy appears to be the frontrunner for selection as the dystopic E-USSR’s first permanent president at a summit in Brussels this coming Thursday. The centre-right of left leader has a reputation as a canny duckfat chewer with a self-deprecating sense of humour (he jams sticks of rhubarb in his […]

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What is Wrong with our Legal System in America?

23 November 2009 12:15 - by Charles L. Wang

The main feature that separates humans from animals, in a world where humans possess “inalienable rights” and animals do not, is Descartes’ famous Cognito. However, I do not think it’s complete when Plato declared that it’s reason that defines us and makes us human. I believe “some” of those people whom we deem “retards” — […]

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Apple’s iBoob Set to Break Sales Records

Apple’s iBoob Set to Break Sales Records

22 November 2009 10:28 - by Rusty

Addressing a press conference at his corporate headquarters in California’s Silicone Valley, Steve Jobs, the company founder of Crapple, announced today that they has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. This is further being considered a major social breakthrough due the fact whingeing women are forever complaining about men staring at […]

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Depp Pirates Another Sexy Global Victory

Depp Pirates Another Sexy Global Victory

22 November 2009 03:49 - by BobZaguy

Hollywood CA — People Magazine has ruled — Depp won! Pirates Beat Vampires! was the header online — with an eye-popping 6.3 million total votes cast! Johnny Depp, mid-40s, is the World’s Sexiest Man! Who were the contenders, aside from Loser Vampire Pattinson? —who took down a mere 2.3 million votes for second place. Well, […]

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Ask Hank: Trailer Park Pursuit

Ask Hank: Trailer Park Pursuit

22 November 2009 10:49 - by Ask Hank

Dear Hank, I’m pretty sure my sister in law totally wants me. She’s gross, but I guess I’d still go make it happen if I thought my girl wouldn’t find out. Doesn’t matter. I’m conflicted. On the one hand it would be kind of interesting, but on the other hand my wife might find out. […]

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Party Animal Gaddafi Goes Bonkers

Party Animal Gaddafi Goes Bonkers

22 November 2009 02:28 - by Rusty

Two hundred gold-digging Italian slappers bit off more than they could chew last Sunday night after answering a recruitment ad’ to attend a posh wine and dine shagfest do in the salubrious and elegant suburbs of exotic Rome. However canapés and cocktails were definitely not on the strict Muslim menu and the legion of sun-tanned […]

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The Advantage Small Government (in the epicenter of a Global Financial Crisis)?

22 November 2009 12:14 - by Charles L. Wang

Milton Friedman is a canonized saint (Nobel Prize) of modern economics, continuing a line laissez-faire, market-driven economy first started by Adam Smith. And culturally, America revered Friedman as a freedom fighter against the Soviet totalitarian expansions during the Cold War. Friedman’s theory favors minimum government (Libertarian), especially minimum, government intervention on national markets. Trusting solely […]

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Robo-Rat: the Future of Service-Free Pets

Robo-Rat: the Future of Service-Free Pets

21 November 2009 09:28 - by Rusty

Worried about getting your youngsters a pet for Christmas – a cuddly kitten or puppy –then face the moral conscience dilemma of having to go and dump it up the arse end of the wilderness a few weeks later – to keep the legion of other evicted pets company – when the kids get tired […]

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Building Overtakes Basketball… Poms Excel

Building Overtakes Basketball… Poms Excel

21 November 2009 04:52 - by Iracundus Humanus

The Women of Notre Dame officially opened their basketball season on the 15th against unranked University of Arkansas-Pine Bluff at the newly renovated Purcell Pavilion of the Joyce Athletic and Convocation Center. The 102 to 57 rout of UAPB was overshadowed by the shortcomings of the new facility, despite the stellar performance of freshman sensation […]

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Labour Candidate Calls Queen ‘Vermin in Ermin’

Labour Candidate Calls Queen ‘Vermin in Ermin’

21 November 2009 12:28 - by Rusty

One of PM Gordon Brown’s brain-dead New Labour election candidates may be sacked before he even gets a job following the instance of his calamitous faux pas of publicly declaring the Queen to be a “parasite” and “vermin scum” on a Tory-owned website. Jacko McScrunt, who is seeking election to Slumgutter Hamlets Borough Council in […]

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Tea Partying Like It’s 1929

Tea Partying Like It’s 1929

21 November 2009 05:48 - by Tom Degan

“This bill is the greatest threat to freedom that I have seen in the nineteen years I have been here in Washington” John Boehner November 5, 2009 The greatest threat to freedom in nineteen years? Oh, dear!

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The Difference between Beauty and Art from the East to the West

21 November 2009 12:13 - by Charles L. Wang

Beauty and Art is a complex subject that’s culturally and existentially relative A gifted artist between West and East may both extrude life’s beauty to us, but their life’s philosophy determines the style of their expression. A gifted Western artist wants to show us the beauty of this world through an ideal — a platonic […]

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Pope to Search Space For New Communicants/Converts

Pope to Search Space For New Communicants/Converts

20 November 2009 04:52 - by BobZaguy

THE VATICAN, Rome — The Pontifical Academy sent out news this week that the Vatican was beginning to search far and wide for new communicants. This seemingly sudden rush to sign up new members follows quickly on the rather poor response to Pope B-Dict’s pass at the dissatisfied clergy of the Anglican and Episcopal churches […]

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Iraq Stands by “Magic Bomb Detector” Technology

Iraq Stands by “Magic Bomb Detector” Technology

20 November 2009 10:54 - by Paul Yokota

Iraqi security forces have adopted a revolutionary new bomb detection device, according to the New York Times. The hand-held device is several orders of magnitude smaller than devices available from “reputable” manufacturers, but American critics have their collective panties in a bunch over the fact that the device “doesn’t actually work” and is “putting untold […]

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