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UNDUE SPIRITUAL INFLUENCE??? Pope Francis Endorses Corbyn as UK PM!
Scandal-plagued, sexually questionable Scientologist sympathiser Pope Francis has recently found out that radical activism brings strange bedfellows. He has now given an edgy endorsement to flamboyantly bitter career politician Jeremy Corbyn, widely considered discredited on account of the Labour party’s…
Bills Stamped “Not to Be Used to Bribe Politicians” Spent on Lap Dances for Senators
Despite a seemingly bullet-proof plan for intercepting corporate interest bribes, a growing phenomenon that is currently outstripping even the nefarious deeds of the mildly controversial Church of Scientology, some of the growing number of bills marked in protest of political…
Lordy, Lordy, Was I a Terrible Waiter! (But My CUSTOMERS Were WORSE!!!!!!)
Why did you choose the restaurant where I worked at that particular time? A few seconds earlier or later, you would have been safe. But Fate dropped the piano on your head, and you drew me as your waiter. You…
The Resurgence of Witchdoctors in the U.S. Healthcare System
If you are a donkey, i.e. an ass, then you likely wish the United States would just get on with the universal healthcare. If you are an elephant, which is Latin for the hole of an ass, then you probably…
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Elitist Aliens? UFO Abductors Finally Turn Their Backs on Rural Working Class!
Moreauville, LA- “I was heading up State Route 1 from Baton Rouge, after visiting my sister and her kids. It was getting pretty late, and I’d had a couple of brews before I’d left, so when I seen the bright…
Utah Jazz Lose Half Their Team: New ‘Magic Underpants’ Rule Remains a Sore Point!
Formerly even less non-renowned basketball team Utah Jazz have recently lost their mojo, with their fanatical new Mormon Fundamentalist leader, Pickney H. Jonestonne, alienating droves of players with his unusual dress code. Although Utah Jazz players under previous managerial regimes…
World’s Most Hated Celebs Launch a New Wave of Horrendous Nike Endorsements! Read On… If You Dare!
When Colin Kapernick joined Nike, a new ad originated: Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything. This ad has led to many parodies. The meme has been noted in The Chive, The Drum and various other places online….
Obituary: Batshit Crazy Creationist Lunatic Kent Hovind Dies From Electrocution!
Yesterday, 15 October 2018, universally renowned and admired Young Earth Creationist Kent “Dr Dino” died in prison. Best known for his bizarre ‘unicorn’ rants, based on a highly innovative ‘creative interpretation’ of Job 39.9, Hovind later fell from grace; convicted…
Random Thoughts (XIV): Fundies, Agitators & Toxic Males!
Not All Faiths are Equal Yes, you judged rightly: I am indeed a man of peace. And I can see much good in many faiths. And it’s precisely from this spirit, that I simply cannot accept moral equivalence between all…