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Glossy News is an edgy, no-holds-barred, and yet also provocatively intelligent satire site that pokes fun at human folly across the board! Fair game has included, and will always include: Trump, Obama, the Clintons, the Bushes, Macron, Merkel, Putin, Kim Jong Un, Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Atheism, Scientology (don’t sue! DON’T SUE!), Social Justice warriors, Communists, Neocons, Liberals, Libertarians, the Alt-Right, and much, much, more! Try not to be too offended… We promise you, it does help! Please try and help our fantastic bunch of talented writers. We pledge at least 75% of our income to our writers, in order to help us grow the site, and ultimately to reward all our talented humorists! Do make sure you drop a like on our Facebook. And don’t forget, caring is sharing: but so is holding power accountable, no matter what the folly, and no matter how respectable and unquestionable the holy cow you’re poking to death might be! Enjoy! And keep on laughing, no matter what! — Wallace, Brian and all the crew!

Don’t be like lil Bobby Plant! Bring us a lil silver, and bring a lil gold…

Tara fur now!

P.S.

None of the bands above endorse Glossy News, but we’ve had some pretty funny song parodies! Be sure to send your best parody song lyrics or recordings, along with any other content (including your hilarious news satire!) to wallacerunnymede@gmail.com

 

Author: Wallace Runnymede

Wallace is the editor of Brian K. White's epic website, Glossy News! Email him with your content at wallacerunnymede#gmail.com (Should be @, not #!) Or if you'd like me to help you tease out some ideas that you can't quite put into concrete form, I'd love to have some dialogue with you! Catch me on Patreon too, or better still, help out our great writers on the official Glossy News Patreon (see the bottom of the homepage!) Don't forget to favourite Glossy News in your browser, and like us on Facebook too! And last but VERY MUCH not the least of all... Share, share, SHARE! Thanks so much for taking the time to check out our awesome site!

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