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Please like our Facebook page; and if you want, you can even change your follow settings to maximum instead of default!

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We really, really do want to be able to pay our amazing crew of talented satirists.

Pledges begin at $1 a month and currently end at $50, for only the most intrepid among you!


Please help us encourage our writers to get the best quantity of satire out there, to go along with our amazing quantity!

Glossy News is an edgy, no-holds-barred, and yet also provocatively intelligent satire site that pokes fun at human folly across the board! Fair game has included, and will always include: Trump, Obama, the Clintons, the Bushes, Macron, Merkel, Putin, Kim Jong Un, Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Atheism, Scientology (don’t sue! DON’T SUE!), Social Justice warriors, Communists, Neocons, Liberals, Libertarians, the Alt-Right, and much, much, more! Try not to be too offended… We promise you, it does help! Please try and help our fantastic bunch of talented writers. We pledge at least 75% of our income to our writers, in order to help us grow the site, and ultimately to reward all our talented humorists! Do make sure you drop a like on our Facebook. And don’t forget, caring is sharing: but so is holding power accountable, no matter what the folly, and no matter how respectable and unquestionable the holy cow you’re poking to death might be! Enjoy! And keep on laughing, no matter what! — Wallace, Brian and all the crew!

Don’t be like lil Bobby Plant! Bring us a lil silver, and bring a lil gold…

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Author: Wallace Runnymede

I've been writing satire for many years, and I've been published on many sites! Follow me on Twitter, and have a look at my books on Amazon! I've also had some poetry published by Sad Press recently: look out for 'Centrifugue!' I am also a founding member of the #AutisticDarkWeb: check the hashtag out on Twitter! Money's tight, so please consider dropping me $1 a month on Patreon (see link below). All my Patreon subscribers get certain benefits, including exclusive content, way in advance of anyone else!

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