Sorry Men, You Are All Sexists
The moment I tell you “You’re ALL sexists,” some poor Jeremy is gonna wail out: “But we’re not AAALLL like thaaat!!!” But that’s precisely the point. There’s something very significant about the fact that this is precisely the typical response…
This Ambitious Start-Up is Changing the Face of Marketing
{navel+gazers} is not like any other digital marketing agency you’ve dealt with. We understand that businesses don’t care about gimmicky terms like “clicks”, “kerning”, or “art”. Businesses care about profit. And so do we. That’s why we’ve designed a custom-tailored…
Tom Brady: “My Balls Were Deflated”
Milford, Connecticut – After weeks of controversy against Tom Brady, Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots for whether they intentionally let air out of game balls, Tom Brady finally stepped forward in an interview on the Dan Patrick Show…
Katy Perry Spent a Lot Of Time Contemplating Her Super Bowl Act
“Maybe I should do a French Kiss with another superstar like Brittany Spears and Madonna did. I wonder if Taylor Swift would be available for that? Or should I do an underwear-less limo exit like Brittany did that one time?…
Harper Lee to publish sci-fi inspired “To Kill a Mockingbird” sequel
Over 50 years after her last novel, it was announced today that reclusive author Harper Lee will have a new title gracing bookshelves later this year. Mockingbird II: The Revenge is currently set for a blockbuster Summer 2015 release. Asked…
Sarah Palin’s On-Air Stroke Fact Checked (Part Two) – Video
Sarah Palin may still be a cash-worthy draw for the red meat crowd anxious for nothing more than talking points. Well, in her case, barking points. I’m not saying she’s barking because she’s a bitch. No, that would be a…
Driverless Car Impounded for DUI
One of the Google driverless cars has been pulled over and impounded for driving under the influence of ethanol, according to California Highway Patrol officers, he is going to trial with the Best Los Angeles DUI Defense Lawyer. “The car…
John McCain Wants My Money, Assumes I’m (Fiscally?) Retarded
Oh Johnny Mac, you were once a man of principle. Now you’re not even a man of interest. With a subject line of “Get out of here, you low-life scum”. Oh this, promises to be great. What follows from there…
Banned Fiat Super Bowl Commercial Raised Eyebrows, Hackles
‘Tis the season when marketers go the extra mile and even passive fans stick to their TVs, even if just to watch the commercials. Fiat ran a clever commercial this year, but it was nothing close to the one they…
Did I Bake That? Jaleel White Reprises Role in Upcoming Sequel
Burbank, California – The Olive Garden is rising from the grave in the newest sitcom premiering in March on Fox from Executive Producer, Tyler Perry. The new show, Family Platters, is a sequel to the 90s hit, Family Matters, that…