Category: Top Stories
Japanese Encouraged to Get Laid More
Faced with a declining birth rate and an ever growing elderly population, Japanese citizens are being encouraged to have more sex. “Japanese men and women seemed to have lost interest in sex!” said prominent Japanese legislative leader Seiko Noda. “We…
GlossyNews Publishes Hilarious Caricature of Muhammad
Uh….nevermind!! But stay tuned for more Kim Jong-Un parodies! You can contribute to our North Korea video satire series here or learn more about it here.
N.Y. Police Turning Backs On de Blasio Illustrate Exactly Where The City’s Problems Lie
The New York Police twice turning their backs on Mayor de Blasio during his speeches at the funerals of two slain officers gives a strong indication of exactly where their whole racial problem started. The police showing disrespect for the…
America Responds To Kim Jong Un; “Thank You For Saving Us From Watching This Stupid Stoner Movie”
Americans were especially thankful to North Korea and Kim Jong Un this Holiday season for saving them from watching yet another stupid pot-head movie. “It saved me ten bucks in ticket prices and another eight in popcorn and soda,” stated…
Sony Counter-Hacks North Korea: All 23 Computers Go Dark
On December 21st the entire Internet in North Korea was shut down by a major cyber attack. (Note- a major cyber attack in the Communist state would be the equivalent of accidentally pulling out your plug on an old Commodore…
Bush Doctrine 2.0/0.2. Jeb Confirms Allays Our Foreign Policy Fears (2)
Here’s the rest of The End of History. I’m so excited to proclaim this, I nearly expected the ceiling of my office to cave in. …Not the glass ceiling, of course. For, just like the 100%-Anti-State-Patronage-And-Condescension-Dems, Republicans don’t have a…
Free Speech Freaks Given New Hope in Ribbing North Korea
Prominent, but still sub-viral site GlossyNews.com has launched a Go Fund Me campaign to create a free-to-dowload video criticizing the regime. The goal is to create a wicked, biting satirical film criticizing the totalitarian dynastic regime in North Korea. The…
North Korea Bankrupt After Costs from Sony Hack
North Korea has gone bankrupt from its massive hacking assault on Sony Pictures. The intrusion into the depths of Sony’s Corporation was ignited by their new film ‘The Interview’ which features two bumbling tabloid newsmen who are given the mission…
Kim Jong-un: Bring Back Breadsticks Or Die
Washington, D.C. – Just when you thought the United States was safe again following the announcement that Sony Pictures had pulled the controversial movie, The Interview, from theatres, a new threat arrived from North Korean Leader, Kim Jong-un, early Friday…
Is Cuba the Next Ping Pong Frontier?
As America’s relations with Cuba are bettered in the near future, many professional sports leagues are excited to pounce on the athletic talent in the small country. Major League Baseball teams are searching for the new Yasiel Puig or Aroldis…