Category: Society
How Coke’s New “FairLife” Super Milk is Made (Video)
Milk sales have fallen in recent years, so Coca-Cola has decided to get into the Moo Juice game. We go inside the factory to show you how they improved on perfection. More calcium and protein with less sugar and lactose…
How to Break Up with Your Boyfriend or Girlfriend on Valentine’s Day
So you want to break up on Valentine’s Day? There isn’t any other day of the year more romantic to break up on than Valentine’s Day. Valentine’s Day, after all, celebrates St. Valentine, a priest who secretly married lovers in…
New Study Shows Small Men Prefer Big Trucks
The Size of One’s Vehicle is Directly Proportional to the Size of Genitalia A new study conducted by the National Research Panel has concluded that men who drive large trucks, SUVs, and automobiles have smaller genitalia than men who drive…
Sorry Men, You Are All Sexists
The moment I tell you “You’re ALL sexists,” some poor Jeremy is gonna wail out: “But we’re not AAALLL like thaaat!!!” But that’s precisely the point. There’s something very significant about the fact that this is precisely the typical response…
Sarah Palin’s On-Air Stroke Fact Checked (Part Two) – Video
Sarah Palin may still be a cash-worthy draw for the red meat crowd anxious for nothing more than talking points. Well, in her case, barking points. I’m not saying she’s barking because she’s a bitch. No, that would be a…
Driverless Car Impounded for DUI
One of the Google driverless cars has been pulled over and impounded for driving under the influence of ethanol, according to California Highway Patrol officers, he is going to trial with the Best Los Angeles DUI Defense Lawyer. “The car…
Zombie Apocalypse lasts for 3 minutes
Washington, D.C.- Following an alarming number of calls to the CDC, FBI, and NSA, security analyst have concluded that the zombie apocalypse came and went without any causalities and $0 in property damage. Current Secretary of Defense, Chuck Hagel, spoke…
Fact-Checking Sarah Palin’s Incomprehensible Speech
Sarah Palin was invited to spew a lahar of molten cuckoo at the Iowa Freedom Summit, proudly sponsored by Citizens United. She did not fail to fail to impress. I took it upon myself to fact-check her statements, and there…
Repentant Paisley’s Heterophobic Hate Campaign
Disclaimer: Earlier version published on TheSpoof.com. I’ve now come round to a more enlightened view of the sensitive matters in question 😉 Given the passing some months ago of Lord Bannside, it’s only fair that I inform you about one…
Life…
Life- An annoying thing that happens when you wake up in the morning. Life- The commitment you don’t remember having agreed to. Life- 16 hours you have to live through before you can go back to bed again. Life- A…