Posted on 25 February 2015.
Baltimore, MD. — In an unexpected, yet timely move, the group formerly known as the NAACP have changed their name to the National Association for the Advancement of African-Americans or NAAAA.
The first meeting of the new group, held yesterday, commenced with the new tradition of “Hail NAAAA.”
When reporters tried to reach out to the Obama administration to discuss this historic day, the president was only half interested. Continue Reading
Posted in Human Interest, Society
Posted on 30 January 2015.
Washington, D.C.- Following an alarming number of calls to the CDC, FBI, and NSA, security analyst have concluded that the zombie apocalypse came and went without any causalities and $0 in property damage.
Current Secretary of Defense, Chuck Hagel, spoke on the matter, “Around 5:03 a.m. eastern standard time, a zombie uprising started near Deer Lick, Kentucky. The uprising promptly ended 3 minutes later, apparently due to the fact that zombies lack muscle tissue.”
Posted in Health, World News