How Coke’s New “FairLife” Super Milk is Made (Video)

Milk sales have fallen in recent years, so Coca-Cola has decided to get into the Moo Juice game. We go inside the factory to show you how they improved on perfection.

More calcium and protein with less sugar and lactose free sound too good to be true? At merely twice the price, it’s a reality.

We got to tour the Fair Oaks Farms in Fair Oaks, Indiana to meet the cows and cow-pokes (not as sexy as it sounds) to find out what really makes this premium priced beverage so unique.

If there’s one thing tastier than lactation from another species’ teat, surely it’s the sciency involvement of marketing giant Coca-Cola.

After all their VitaminWater brand is loaded with trace amounts of already overly consumed vitamins and about a half cup of corn syrup.

Don’t forget, corn is a vegetable, so Coke is technically among the largest providers of vegetable products in the world.

And now they want you to buy milk from them.

I mean, why wouldn’t you?

The short answer yours to learn, but the five-minute answer is watch the damn video already.



Author: Brian White

Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.