Fun Any Time Of The Year – Specialty Haunted Houses

In the latest craze to hit the horror fan crowd are Haunted Houses designed for very specific groups. Each is tailor made to scare the bone marrow out of their target audience-

Gun Nut Horror House- Specially made to scare the beejeebees out of gun nuts everywhere. Projectors flicker images of headlines across the walls of pending legislation to control guns in different regions of the U.S.. A special theater constantly shows films in which gun wielders are done in by people, soldiers, mutants, monsters, space aliens, super heroes, etcetera who wipe them out with advanced technology or brute strength. For those with a survivalist bent there are also films in which an environmental, interplanetary, viral etc. disaster wipes out mankind including themselves. This house is enough to leave even the meanest cowboy trembling in his boots.

Liberal Horror House- Horrors of a Republican dominated government are the main theme of this scary house. Ronald Reagan, Bob Dole and Ann Coulter disguised zombies roam the halls terrorizing the Democratic pure of heart and munching on whatever brains they might have. The terror of hanging chads, redistricted neighborhoods, anti abortion laws and Scott Walker Presidential nominations are enough to give any liberal nightmares. Especially horrifying is Sean Hannity garbed as Dracula with a thirst for blue blood. FOX News provides the background soundbites. Read more Fun Any Time Of The Year – Specialty Haunted Houses

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Hallowe’en is Gone, But the Spooks are Still Here! You’ll Never Believe What this Haunted House Has in Store! (GN Videos)

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Hallowe’en is gone, but did you think we’d let you away that easily?

Now THIS is spooky! Brian and the kids went to Wild Waves, and it sounds like it was a pretty chilling experience.

Watch out!

Read more Hallowe’en is Gone, But the Spooks are Still Here! You’ll Never Believe What this Haunted House Has in Store! (GN Videos)

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Just In Time For Halloween! – A Tour Of The Saudi Consulate In Istanbul (aka ‘Middle-Eastern Torture Chamber’)


Here we go boys and girls! A fun and horror filled tour awaits at the notorious Saudi Arabian Consulate in Istanbul, now infamous for the mysterious disappearance of Saudi dissident journalist Jamal Khashoggi last week. Mr. Khashoggi entered there to take care of business, never to come back out again. It appears that the Saudi monarchy decided to take care of its business with Mr. Khashoggi once and for all, and it wasn’t particularly diplomatic. Now, to make up for losses, the building owners have decided to cash in on the notoriety and make it into a haunted house for Halloween for all the Western tourists coming into the country.

Be sure to see all these attractions inside the compound – Read more Just In Time For Halloween! – A Tour Of The Saudi Consulate In Istanbul (aka ‘Middle-Eastern Torture Chamber’)

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Weight Loss Hypnosis for Free, if that’s the Sort of Humbug you’re into

Listen to these smooth, dulcet tones and before you know it you’ll be thinner, cuter, and more attractive, even if just to yourself… yeah, it’s mostly yourself. That’s okay too.

Tell us in the comments what you’d like us to Hypnotize in the future. Read more Weight Loss Hypnosis for Free, if that’s the Sort of Humbug you’re into

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Welcome to Portland

[The following is a message from the Portland, Oregon Visitors’ Bureau.]

Welcome to Portland, Oregon, America’s Most Liberal City.

If you’re planning to spend a few days in the Rose City, we at the Portland Visitor’s Bureau would like to offer a few friendly suggestions to help make your stay as pleasant as possible.

First, we might as well get this one right out of the way. In Portland, we’re slightly left of center in our politics. If you’re a lifelong Republican or you accidentally voted for Donald Trump, no need to apologize. But, you might want to rethink your travel plans. We hear Tulsa is a place you might enjoy, with its expansive plains and oil rig fields.

But if you’re someone who thinks Hillary should have been our 45th president, or better still, Bernie, or even better yet, Spider-Man, then you’ll feel right at home here. Our city’s motto is KEEP PORTLAND WEIRD. In case you thought that was Austin, Texas’ motto, you’re right. We don’t mind sharing. Read more Welcome to Portland

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Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 11! 40 Days & Forty Nights of Fun…

NOTE FROM WALLACE:
Here’s one final playlist article, directing you to videos from Brian’s Youtube channel!
https://www.youtube.com/user/10kzebra/videos
You could spend all day here!
Don’t forget about the Facebook page for Glossy News as well. Read more Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 11! 40 Days & Forty Nights of Fun…

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Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 6! Wacko Public Domain Documentaries…

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Here are a couple of VERY weird documentaries from way back.

Definitely NOT satire!

If you’ve got erectile dysfunction, you should probably get off the internet.

But you should subscribe to Brian’s channel first!

Aside from this, there’s a VERY creepy video, which completely misunderstands homosexuality.

Apparently, being gay is a contagious disease.

What? Read more Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 6! Wacko Public Domain Documentaries…

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Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 5! (Travel)

NOTE FROM WALLACE:

Have you subscribed to Brian’s Youtube channel yet?

Either way, this is some pretty interesting stuff.

We’ve got the Washington State Fair in Puyallup, Washington.

We’ve got an EXCLUSIVE tour inside a very historically significant plane:

A B-17 bomber! Read more Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 5! (Travel)

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Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 4! (In-Depth Political Analysis)

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FAKE NEWS! FAKE NEWS!

Donald Trump’s mildly confused and erratic press conference fisked in detail.

Bit o’ film analysis, as well as a mildly traumatising Ghost Pepper challenge.

We’ve also got another detailed rebuttal of Sarah Palin, and some innovative insights to how to improve important public services in teh US.

Read more Brian’s Funny Youtube Playlists: Part 4! (In-Depth Political Analysis)

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