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4K Glossy News PODCAST 028 (2-1-16)

4K Glossy News PODCAST 028 (2-1-16)

The podcast is back with more, and now, with even more original than ever before.

All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”.

Here are the topics covered in the the February 1st, 2016 4K/UHD podcast.

* Joke of the week: The time we went hiking and I got bitten by a venomous snake and had to rely on my buddy to save my life.

* An open concept for how to make a massive online game that exists as more than an experience, but as a real world news media event. Not just viral, but big enough to make actual news.

* A proven business strategy to use protesting, public lands and social media to get everything you could ever want delivered right to your doorstep within three weeks. Free business idea, guys, just for you.

* The weiredest dreams in my house aren’t mine or my kids. No, my dog has the weirdest dreams ever and I’m still trying to figure out what they are.

* A recommendation for the best up-and-coming spoof news show on the air. You may have heard of it, but statistically, you haven’t seen it yet.

* How to participate in primaries and caucuses, and a last-ditch pitch for Bernie Sanders before the first round kicks off.

* If you’re going to set someone up on a blind date, there are only TWO rules to remember, and they are explained in here.

* Profile of a Reddit user ranked in the top-600 after less than a month of creating his account.

* Why I canceled Amazon Prime and why you should too. The video streaming service is useless, the cloud storage (photos) is extortion and the “free shipping” is artificiall slow and they do it all on purpose. Oh, and good luck with customer service, it’s worse than a joke. A joke passes quickly, their attempts at customer service is nothing better than a huge waste of time.

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Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music “Your Call,” “Sneaky Snitch,” “Upbeat Forever,” “Crowd Hammer,” and “Funkorama” by Kevin MacLeod — Incompetech.com. 4K/UHD Backgrounds by Amitai Angor AA VFX www.youtube.com/dvdangor2011.

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4K Glossy News PODCAST 027 (1-25-16)

4K Glossy News PODCAST 027 (1-25-16)

The podcast is back with more, and now, with even more original than ever before.

All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”.

Here are the topics covered in the the January 25th, 2016 4K/UHD podcast.

* Amy Schumer is in the news for alleged joke stealing, but the claims have since been scaled back. She’s not the first comic to steal jokes, it’s actually quite wide spread, and she certainly won’t be the last.

* What would you do if you won a million or a billion dollars? When I was a kid my dreams weren’t big, but they sure were to me. There was only one thing I wanted if I won the lottery.

* Three reasons movie theaters will not die and why that’s a very good thing.

* Have you ever applied for a job you were perfectly qualified for but never stood a chance? Well, there is a reason that happens sometimes, and I know because I’ve been the guy on the winning side of it more than once.

* How to finally buy a coffee pot that won’t die on you in a year or two.

* Review of the Netflix exclusive “The Ridiculous 6″ starring Adam Sandler, Terry Crews, Taylor Lautner, Rob Schneider, Vanilla Ice and way too many more to list. I actually enjoyed it.

* Profile of a true Reddit Karma Whore.

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Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music “Your Call,” “Sneaky Snitch,” “Upbeat Forever,” “Crowd Hammer,” and “Funkorama” by Kevin MacLeod — Incompetech.com. 4K/UHD Backgrounds by Amitai Angor AA VFX www.youtube.com/dvdangor2011.

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4K Glossy News PODCAST 026 (1-18-16)

4K Glossy News PODCAST 026 (1-18-16)

The podcast is back with more, and now, with even more original than ever before.

All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”.

Here are the topics covered in the the January 18th, 2016 4K/UHD podcast.

* Who actually works 9 to 5? That’s only eight hours. Do you get a lunch or is this a myth we’ve been taught? Continue Reading

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4K Glossy News PODCAST 025 (1-11-16)

4K Glossy News PODCAST 025 (1-11-16)

The podcast is back with more, and now, with even more original content I came up with while driving!

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Here are the topics covered in the the January 11th, 2016 4K/UHD Christmas podcast.

* How to play the White Elephant gift exchange and WIN every time. Tips on what to bring, trading and bartering strategies, and what to pick when you’re in a pinch. Continue Reading

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Conspiracy Theories #3 – More Nightmares To Ruin Your Sleep

Conspiracy Theories #3 – More Nightmares To Ruin Your Sleep

Conspiracy Theories #3 – More Nightmares To Ruin Your Sleep

Conspiracy Theories is the hard hitting website that isn’t afraid to investigate and expose the dark forces that seek to prey in so many devious ways upon the general publicum. We are here because you need us! We are ever vigilant against those evil people, organizations, nations and cultures that are out to handicap and repress our great American lifestyle.

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The following are the dark, sinister plots we have uncovered this week:

Conspiracy Theory #934- Unscrupulous sleeping pill manufactures have been putting timed release micro-bits of caffeine in their sleeping pills to stimulate their sales. Determined to sell more by waking back up the very people who have been faithfully purchasing their products, these sleazy salesmen of scandalously non-salubrious saturated sleep aids have been wrecking the health of American citizens for months now. Continue Reading

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4K Glossy News PODCAST 024 (1-5-16)

4K Glossy News PODCAST 024 (1-5-16)

First podcast of the new year and it’s back with a soft, soft vengeance.

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Here are the topics covered in the the January 4th, 2016 4K/UHD Christmas podcast.

* Meet the man who can literally determine what any drug is just by smell.

* I explain how to get 19,000 karma on Reddit in your first 56-hours, and how you can hit a million in 4-8 months.

* A billion dollar business idea for how to take a common household appliance, tweak it ever so subtly, and make it a brand new one with huge market appeal… some technical issues may need to be addressed first, but that’s where you come in. I’m more of an “ideas guy”.

* Our trip to Wild Waves Holiday with Lights festival and why I recommend it, but only kind of. Also a detailed explanation of how Wild Waves is screwing themselves out of tons of money by not thinking through the logistics.

* 10 unbelievable true facts about geography, plus two you shouldn’t believe because I made them up.

* Self-driving cars are real, they are coming, they are coming fast, and how it’s going to change every parking lot in the country slowly, painfully and at great expense over the next 20 years.

* A review of the TV show “Head Games”.

* A very special happy birthday wish to the woman who invented drugs to save millions from malaria, but first, a justification for singing the song “Happy Birthday” and why it’s so absurd that I couldn’t have legally done so just a few short weeks ago.

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Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music “Your Call,” “Disco Medusa,” “Crowd Hammer,” “Fiddles McGinty,” “Odyssey,” “Upbeat Forever,” and “Funkorama” by Kevin MacLeod — Incompetech.com. 4K/UHD Backgrounds by Amitai Angor AA VFX www.youtube.com/dvdangor2011.

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Announcing Charlie Tribute Hebdo Tribute Serialization

Announcing Charlie Tribute Hebdo Tribute Serialization

Prefatory note by Voltaire:

Eh bien! The following piece, it is all rather ornate-sounding. The artificial style and flamboyance of a pseudo-Parisian, or even a tinpot Hitchens knock-off.

Ah, Mesdames et Messieurs, please do not worry… the essay itself that the Monsieur Wallace is announcing, it will be much less artsy-fartsy. I believe he has drunk of the Anglo-Yuletide sherry, and so you should be so pleased as to not take the contrived style to heart! Next time, he will be more sober, but no less swiftly, eh bien, Swiftly truthful!

I am running my serialization of Why Shouldn’t I Do God from 3-7 January: on Glossy News

This essay appeared in the original edition of the first volume of Wallace Runnymede Satire Catastrophes. The second edition comes out at the end of January 2016. The latter ebook was entitled I Shouldn’t Do God…

Thanks Alistair! The latter Notable-Public-Publicist being ever a source of wanton inspiration and flamboyantly articulate delight, as some will no doubt already be aware…

Here and here.  ;)

More soberly, though (and no less seriously), the essay Why Should I Do God may be of considerable interest to those who are not at all too slick and bien-pensant (de droite et de gauche!) to utter the immortal words:

#JeSuisCharlie Continue Reading

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4K Glossy News PODCAST 023 (12-28-15)

4K Glossy News PODCAST 023 (12-28-15)

Year End podcast, but it really it’s just as awesome as all of them.

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Here are the topics covered in the the December 28th, 2015 4K/UHD Christmas podcast.

* How to deal with YouTube’s draconian copyright notice system, and when to just let it go. Continue Reading

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4K Glossy News PODCAST 022 (12-22-15) – The Christmas Episode!

4K Glossy News PODCAST 022 (12-22-15) – The Christmas Episode!

It’s the first Christmas podcast, and I’ve pulled out all the stops and then some. Wow I must be crazy to post all this stuff, sheesh!

All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”.

Here are the topics covered in the the December 22nd, 2015 4K/UHD Christmas podcast. Continue Reading

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4K Glossy News PODCAST 021 (12-14-15)

4K Glossy News PODCAST 021 (12-14-15)

Can you believe it’s already the 21st podcast? That’s almost enough to do a full day marathon!

All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”.

Here are the topics covered in the the December 14th, 2015 4K/UHD podcast and telethon.

* You know the animal statues on the roofs of old Chinese buildings?

* Part two of the incredibly fun and funny interview with Tim Jones from ViewFromTheBleachers.net.

* How to make holiday meals truly unforgettable for your guests, and it doesn’t involve an open bar.

* A review of the very funny British show “How to Start Your Own Country” starring Danny Wallace.

* A personal story about why we desperately need Single Payer Healthcare.

* A billion dollar business idea about the perfect backup generator for when the power goes out.

* The guy with a real life super power.

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Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music “Your Call,” “Perspectives,” “Odyssey,” “Sovereign Quarter,” “The Show Must be Go,” “Upbeat Forever,” “Disco Medusa,” and “Funkorama” by Kevin MacLeod — Incompetech.com. 4K/UHD Backgrounds by Amitai Angor AA VFX www.youtube.com/dvdangor2011.

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4K Glossy News PODCAST 020 (12-7-15)

4K Glossy News PODCAST 020 (12-7-15)

This is the rebroadcast of our hugely successful telethon. You won’t believe how much money we raised for charity, but watch it all the way to the end to see how we’re helping people and changing lives.

All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”.

Here are the topics covered in the the December 7th, 2015 4K/UHD podcast and telethon. Continue Reading

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4K Glossy News PODCAST 019 (11-30-15)

4K Glossy News PODCAST 019 (11-30-15)

Here are the topics covered in the the November 30th, 2015 4K/UHD podcasts.

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* How to make a billion dollars selling nutritional supplements.

* The post office is looking for new trucks. They can save $15,000 per truck by going with electric and get a much better fleet. Continue Reading

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4K Glossy News PODCAST 018 (11-23-15)

4K Glossy News PODCAST 018 (11-23-15)

In the November 23rd, 2015 4K/UHD podcasts, I cover fresh ground and feature a brand new show guest.

All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”.

* A special message from my drunk in-laws.

* A story of shame and disdain for the Freedom Tower at ground zero in Manhattan.

* A discussion of a dying wish to be cremated vs. buried.

* Ten amazing but true facts about technology.

* The best jokes about the moon ever, I mean, um, true stories.

* The tale of a crazy mom who actually preferred her sons to ride motorcycles.

* The real, somewhat uncomfortable truth about doomsday preppers, and how you can actually prepare in ways that would matter.

* Mystery Science Theater 3000 is coming back, and they need your help on Kickstarter!

* A quick glimpse inside the real world of Alvin & The Chipmunks.

* The story of a church which actually allows and encourages marijuana use.

* A free business proposal for you to run with called “The Sandwich Factory,” which might just be able to make you a billionaire.

* The real life true story of one man who can always find what he’s looking for on the first try.

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Segment bumpers by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music “Your Call,” “Disquiet,” “Odyssey,” “Just Nasty,” “Music for Manatees,” “The Show Must be Go,” “Perspectives,” “Upbeat Forever,” “Spy Glass,” and “Music for a Funeral – 11,” “Funkorama” by Kevin MacLeod — Incompetech.com. 4K/UHD Backgrounds by Amitai Angor AA VFX www.youtube.com/dvdangor2011.

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Opinion: Ted Cruz is right. Why We Should Turn Away Refugees

Opinion: Ted Cruz is right. Why We Should Turn Away Refugees

In the wake of the deadly Isis terrorist attacks on Paris which killed 129 people and wounded hundreds more, the issue of whether or not to continue taking in refugees has divided us here in the United States of America, home of the free, land of the brave.

On Fox News, Senator and Presidential hopeful Ted Cruz said, “President Obama and Hillary Clinton’s idea that we should bring tens of thousands of Syrian Muslim refugees to America—it is nothing less than lunacy. On the other hand Christians who are being targeted for genocide, for persecution, Christians who are being beheaded or crucified, we should be providing safe haven to them. But President Obama refuses to do that.”

Bravo to Senator Cruz for taking such a brave and unpopular stance on such a volatile issue! Continue Reading

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4K Glossy News PODCAST 017 (11-16-15)

4K Glossy News PODCAST 017 (11-16-15)

In the November 6th, 2015 4K/UHD podcasts, I cover a lot of fresh ground.

All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”.

* An introduction brought to you by the most romantic thing you can do for your partner this week.

* My Last Will & Testament suggestion as to how you should paint me up for my open-casket… with scary clown makeup. Continue Reading

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4K Glossy News PODCAST 016 (11-9-15)

4K Glossy News PODCAST 016 (11-9-15)

In the November 9th, 2015 4K/UHD podcast, there’s some new segments and stuff you won’t believe.

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* 14 reasons Ben Carson is a crazy person, and yes, everything includes actual quotes and citations. Continue Reading

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