Posted in Video News

The Mad Mad Monkey Men Challenge: How Many Can You Comment on in a Day?!

NOTE FROM WALLACE: Brian’s kids are doing really well with these videos! And there are going to be a few more video articles over time; you can encourage them by commenting and sharing, both on Glossy News and in particular,…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial Politics

Voters to Presidential Candidates: “Get Back to Work… You’re a Year Early!”

Everywhere, USA- Fresh of the heels of the first round of debates among Democratic Presidential hopefuls, and the “official” launch of President Donald Trumps re-election campaign, it appears the 2020 Presidential Campaign is in full swing. On the Democratic side,…

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Posted in Internets Tubes Video News

Real Flushable Wipes… As If! (Mad Mad Monkey Men Video… Don’t Miss it!)

Hey everyone! Did you enjoy the earlier one today? Well, here’s another one from Brian’s kids! Don’t forget to hit subscribe on Youtube: they deserve your support! — Wallace Image by Clker-Free-Vector-Images from Pixabay

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Posted in Video News

Best vs Weirdest Hot Dog Tastes

What are the weirdest hot dogs? Which ones will make you gag? Can you spot the veggie sausage among the meat? We answer these questions and more! Don’t forget to subscribe to the Mad Mad Monkey Men Youtube Channel! 🙂

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Posted in Making Headlines Politics Top Stories World News

We Interrupt This Breaking News for Breaking News

Wolf Blitzer: This is Wolf Blitzer. Welcome to The Situation Room. We have important breaking news. The Wall Street Journal reports that Democrats in Congress are pushing back against President Trump’s plans to go to war with Iran. They are…

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Posted in Video News

Glossy News 4K Podcast: Movie Fun!

NOTE FROM WALLACE: Brian has done some stuff related to movie criticism. Have a look and see what you think! Don’t forget to hit subscribe as well! Hot Streaming Video — Hell Baby Trailer & Review(4K) Is Hell baby any…

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Posted in Video News

Three Exciting 4K/UHD Podcasts!

NOTE FROM WALLACE: Here are a few of Brian’s podcasts from way back. Please share! The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with with another awesome guest hostery by Justyn Confer. In the November 2nd, 2015 4K/UHD podcasts, I…

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Posted in Kidz Zone Video News

Welcome to Mad Mad Monkey Men! Funny Youtube Stars of the Future?!

Welcome to Mad Mad Monkey Men! This week a new channel launched on YouTube with near-zero fanface, despite being pretty awesome. It’s like Good Mythical Morning, but with kids, and it’s awfully fun. The promise to do taste tests, game…

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Posted in Making Headlines

Thousands of Middle Class Americans Storm Mexican Border Seeking Better Life.

A major melee occurred today on the American/Mexican border as thousands of middle class Americans stormed the fences and barricades separating them from Central American soil. Overwhelmed and surprised Mexican border guards at first tried to halt the massive human…

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Posted in Video News

End of the Blue Pill! Chilly Willy Comin’ Atcha! Catch it Now (GN Video)

Chilly Willy? Naw bro, cozy that stuff up for maximum success! It’s common for dudes to experience an ounce of shrinkage. Fret it not my friends, consider it normal. There are ways to fix it and we got you covered.

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Posted in Video News

Sexy Dice (Glossy News Video)

The Sexy Dice Game If you’re looking to spice things up, consider these sexy dice to give you terrible, awful suggestions. Like the worst suggestions ever. Image from Erik Stein, Pixabay.

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Posted in Video News

Click, Watch, Share! The Most Memorable Glossy News 4k Podcasts (I)

Although Brian has a general Youtube channel for Glossy News, you can actually see, share and shhhhhenjoy some of the best Glossy News stuff at the parallel 4k Podcast channel! 1. Humor and Head-Stuff! First of all, here’s an important…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial Society

Cake Monster and His Creamy Lips

Leaders of the planet: Eaters of Golden Filigree accented treats. (They ask) “Who the hell needs to eat? We could all stand to lose… a couple L Bs.” With the butternut creme

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Posted in Internets Tubes Opinion/Editorial

How to Share Satire Effectively on Social Media! A Guide For Glossy News Readers

We’ve all been there. We pummel and pummel and pummel, but nothing seems to work. How can we become more effective at promoting our work? There is no magic bullet, but I’m going to give you at least a few…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial

Donate to World 4 Washington Now! Let’s Halt the Economic Genocide of US Federal Workers!

Please show your compassion and open your hearts to the oppressed federal workers of the United States Government. Although it’s hard to believe: even prior to the far right government shutdown, many destitute, impoverished, borderline penniless federal workers were scraping…

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Posted in Music Opinion/Editorial

American Cow Pie

Authors Note: This is a Parody of Don Mclean’s Classic American Pie. I wrote this during the financial crisis at the beginning of the Obama Administration. It’s interesting to look back at how much has changed, and yet, how little…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial Top Stories

Partisan Significance

The system’s broke, Nobody’s interested in fixing it. What a fucking joke, They’re either sycophants or hypocrites. The vitriol you spoke, Evoked partisan belligerence. Highlighting our differences Driving a wedge in between.

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial

Red Flag Alert! The 5 Idiotic Words That Infallibly PROVE Your Relationship is a Non-Starter!

How many times have you looked back at a failed relationship and realised you just didn’t read the signs of the times? Some people just don’t learn; but I’m hear to tell y’all exactly what you DON’T want to hear….

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Posted in Video News

The Truth About Chicken Nuggets

How are chicken nuggets and hot dogs really made? Travel inside a real, working hot dog factory in this rare, behind-the-scenes footage. Learn about the fillers and chemicals used to keep wieners cheap and delicious. We sent cameras around the…

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Posted in Video News

How Are Cheez-Its Really Made? (Glossy News Video)

Cheez It is one of America’s most favorite snack treats, but do you know how they’re made? We go DEEP inside the factory to uncover all their secrets, and you won’t believe what you see, unless you get how clickbait…

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Posted in Video News

Bradlee Scott Amazing Keyboard Skills!

Nope, he cheats by using hand-squids. Typical Hollywood elites. If you watch his hands and hear his music, there’s no way he has enough fingers to get the job done.  Videos about Anakin Skywalker’s time in the shire is…

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Posted in Video News

3 Bangin’ New Videos: Plus a Sexually Frustrated Troll in the Comments Section! (WTF?!)

I’ve been hustling like for a while, and despite zero budget for ads, YES my video channel IS coming on, although I plan to get some graphics and music intro stuff soon too! Thanks so much for all the thumbs-up,…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial

WTF?! Top 5 Brexit Conspiracy Theories: Which One Did YOU Fall For?! Click & Share!

What Brexit is, and What it Isn’t! Don’t be fooled by Project Fear. They are all pillars of the mainstream CENTRIST establishment. Brexit, or if you will, REAL Brexit, the one so many, many, untold millions have had in mind…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial

Happy Belated Birthday Greetings to Our Sikh Friends!

I don’t know how many Sikh readers we have, but I would hope we have quite a few! Recently, it was the birthday of Guru Nanak, the first of the ten Sikh gurus; also the first of the nine human…

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Posted in Video News

Sexiest Youtube Channel Ever! Join the Runnymede Revolution. Subscribe Before I’m Finally Executed!

No, I haven’t got my kit off… Yet. Oh, however will you cope! But here are some pretty damn ‘bijiao sexual’ videos of mine on the Youtube! (If you don’t know what ‘bijiao sexual’ means, ask Captain Marriott! If you…

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Posted in Video News

My Exciting New Youtube Channel! Please Subscribe Now! (May MUST Go!)

Whew! Can you believe I finally got my camera working! Turns out I needed the proper camera software; not just the driver! Anyway, it’s finally done now! The picture is actually cleaner than I thought, although not the most vibrant;…

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Posted in The Rest

Fun Any Time Of The Year – Specialty Haunted Houses

In the latest craze to hit the horror fan crowd are Haunted Houses designed for very specific groups. Each is tailor made to scare the bone marrow out of their target audience- Gun Nut Horror House- Specially made to scare…

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Posted in Video News

When Exotic Wildlife Attacks… OMG! You’ll Never Guess!

So much spicy, so much red sauce, but where do ginger from? Where it come? This video shows the exhibit and does proofs of it. So much good gingery. So much spice.

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Posted in Video News

Hallowe’en is Gone, But the Spooks are Still Here! You’ll Never Believe What this Haunted House Has in Store! (GN Videos)

Now THIS is spooky! Brian and the kids went to Wild Waves, and it sounds like it was a pretty chilling experience. Watch out!

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Posted in Making Headlines

Just In Time For Halloween! – A Tour Of The Saudi Consulate In Istanbul (aka ‘Middle-Eastern Torture Chamber’)

Here we go boys and girls! A fun and horror filled tour awaits at the notorious Saudi Arabian Consulate in Istanbul, now infamous for the mysterious disappearance of Saudi dissident journalist Jamal Khashoggi last week. Mr. Khashoggi entered there to…

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