Life- An annoying thing that happens when you wake up in the morning.
Life- The commitment you don’t remember having agreed to.
Life- 16 hours you have to live through before you can go back to bed again.
Life- A pain in the ass that doesn’t limit itself to just that area.
Life- A journey on a sea of unknown depths.
Life- Two third of a day that it takes one third of a night to recover from.
Life- A scream just waiting to happen.
Life- God’s way of getting even with us.
Life- The thing they don’t teach us about in school. Or warn us about.
Life- A bad dream that doesn’t stop when you wake up.
Life- That solid sock in the gut that lets you know you are alive.
Life- A swim in an ocean of limited visibility.
Life- A running race that apparently has no rules or borders but a very definite finish line.
Life- A screaming headache that begins when you wake up and doesn’t shut up until you finally fall asleep.
Life- A waking nightmare until sleep comes to claim you again.
Life- Like being born again every morning only messier.
Life- Like the movie Groundhog Day only you don’t need 3-D glasses to make it more realistic.
Life- Who says Hell comes AFTER you die?
Life- The one thing even the best drugs or booze can’t blot out.
Life- Like those dreams where you fall off a cliff and don’t hit bottom except you do.