Category: Society
English Language Learner Who Hasn’t Yet Studied the Present and Future Tenses is Literally Stuck in the Past
Tuesday 4:14 P.M. DURYEA, PA – It’s been confirmed that Bogomil Vutov, a Bulgarian immigrant and Duryea resident, has not studied the present and future tenses in his English language book yet and is therefore literally stuck in the past….
PASTORS ARE PEOPLE, TOO
NOTE TO READER: Recently, I had the following email exchange from a troubled minister of the Lord. He begged me not to reveal his identity. I solemnly vowed to honor his anonymity. His name is Reverend Jimmy Buttski from Swineberg,…
5 Tools Needed for Your Roof Repair Roofing Tool List:
5 Must-Have Roofing Tools for Your Roof Before beginning any type of project, you need to make sure you’re prepared. Roofing projects are no exception. If you’re planning to take on this endeavor yourself, you’ll have to gather the correct…
Essential Cruise Universe: Cruising Toward the Future”
ESSENTIAL CRUISE UNIVERSE* CRUISING TOWARD THE FUTURE: E.C.U. Will Take You to a Place You Can Only Imagine * New Name Dear Cruise Veteran: We at Essential Cruise Universe wanted to float our name change by loyal…
Tips on investing in medical technology from SBV CEO Amit Raizada
Three months into quarantine, with COVID-19 cases still far from petering out, society has come to accept that physical distancing, Zoom calls, face masks, and other changes may be the new normal. Until we develop an effective COVID-19 vaccine, the…
Nation of Self-Obsessed Attention Hogs Whine About Sea Levels Rising Due to Climate Change
FUNAFUTI, TUVALU– After years of whining and moaning about possible ecological devastation and flooding which would render their entire country uninhabitable, little Tuvalu finally got its moment in the sun when the international press threw the petulant brats a handful…
THE PROPHET JESSE JESUS SOCK DELIVERS THE SERMON ON THE GARBAGE HEAP TO THE 21st CENTURY LOSER CULT
My name is Jesse Jesus Sock and I’m a prophet out of my own head. God lives inside my skull. Not your skull. Only mine. “Ain’t you the dude who predicted the end of World War II ten years after…
New York Hospital to Begin Clinical Trial for ‘Impossible Whopper’ Prescriptions to Combat COVID-19
NEW YORK, NY – Scientists and medical professionals have found something very interesting in the rates of survivability between men and women in regard to the COVID-19 pandemic. On average, more women are recovering from the virus than men. Scientists…
The Un-Conventional Fiddler’s Convention
I pick up my friend Scott. I’ve known Scott since 1983. I met him at the frat house where my high school friends and I hung around and partied. During one of the parties my parents thought I was attending…
Benefits and Techniques Used in Online Proctoring!!
The trends in every sector are shifting and taking the help of the internet to create more easiness. The technological environment is changing rapidly and providing all of us with the new advancements and improvements in the existing technologies every…