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Heathrow Discrimination Case: Air Traffic Controller Exposed as an Orchestra Conductor

Heathrow Discrimination Case: Air Traffic Controller Exposed as an Orchestra Conductor

Heathrow airport air traffic controller Adam Powis 51, has been exposed as an orchestra conductor and subsequently sacked.

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Jeremy Corbyn Denounces ‘Islamophobic Stereotypes’ Surrounding ISIS ‘Rapists’

Jeremy Corbyn Denounces ‘Islamophobic Stereotypes’ Surrounding ISIS ‘Rapists’

Fresh from throwing Sarah Champion under the off-peak Trot Train after her article about predominantly Pakistani Muslim grooming gangs, Jeremy Corbyn has continued his heroic crusade against Islamophobia…

By challenging ignorant right-wing neoliberal mainstream establishment stereotypes about the Islamic State. Continue Reading

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Funny Story, Unfunny Reality: Where to Draw the Line of Removing Monuments?

Funny Story, Unfunny Reality: Where to Draw the Line of Removing Monuments?

Satire World is a controversial site: but this article does raise a serious point. Continue Reading

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Nostradamus vs. Obama… & Trump

Nostradamus vs. Obama… & Trump

Occident, Evening Lands, Seething Swamp

A Splendid Virtue’s Master Shall Arise. Continue Reading

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Northern Bible I: The Disciples Mansplain the Resurrection

Northern Bible I: The Disciples Mansplain the Resurrection

Mary Magdalene:

He is risen! Come and see the empty tomb!

Peter:

Calm down, love. You’re obviously getting a bit emotional. Shouldn’t you be sweeping the ‘ouse now, anyroad? Continue Reading

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Liberals accused of Insensitivity for mocking Mentally-Disordered President Trump

Liberals accused of Insensitivity for mocking Mentally-Disordered President Trump

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Martha Mollycoddle, the mother of a man diagnosed as a psychopath and currently undergoing treatment in a hospital for the criminally insane, has begun a campaign to shame liberals and Democrats for mocking President Trump as a result of his similar mental disorder. Continue Reading

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God praised for outfitting Donald Trump with Self-Destruct Button

God praised for outfitting Donald Trump with Self-Destruct Button

Dateline: LOS ANGELES—Thousands of Americans, who resist Donald Trump’s presidency on the grounds that he is literally a psychopath, have formed a religious group calling for praise of God for supplying the psychopath Donald Trump with a self-destruct button.

The group is called Small Mercies and was founded in Los Angeles, by Joey Garbanzo. Members of the group call themselves The Thankful, thus fulfilling the phrase, being “thankful for small mercies.”
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Prophet of Doom cheated out of his Due Respect

Prophet of Doom cheated out of his Due Respect

Dateline: Year 2032, somewhere in the former United States—After the collapse of Western civilization in 2031, followed by the ruination of the rest of the planet, a self-proclaimed former prophet of doom has been reminding the survivors that he told them so, but they’ve declined to favour him with praise for his foresight, on account of their being too busy clawing for scraps and fending off the cannibals and scavengers who threaten their squalid encampments.
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Male Sperm Counts Lower; Women Blamed

Male Sperm Counts Lower; Women Blamed

Researchers from Israel, The US, Denmark and Australia have reported that male sperm counts have declined 60% in the past 40 years and claim that women simply aren’t doing enough to give their man a good, hard stiffie. Continue Reading

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Beautiful Women Conceal their Hotness to attract Nice Guys

Beautiful Women Conceal their Hotness to attract Nice Guys

Dateline: NEW YORK—A growing number of beautiful single women curse their physical charms, fearing that worthy men aren’t attracted to them so much as intimidated and liable to defecate in their pants before even thinking of approaching them.
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Northern Proverbs: Drug ‘Em Up Like a Raet Smack’ead

Northern Proverbs: Drug ‘Em Up Like a Raet Smack’ead

Northern England has the best proverbs.
Trust me.
You’re gonna love ’em!
All these wise sayings.
Incredible!

Crack before port, is a well good snort. Continue Reading

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Club Punishes Talk Show Audiences for Drowning out Guests with Lingering Applause

Club Punishes Talk Show Audiences for Drowning out Guests with Lingering Applause

Dateline: LOS ANGELES—Investigators have uncovered a club devoted to shaming audience members of American talk shows whose clapping and other loud reactions to the guests’ remarks often drown out what the guests are saying, wasting the time of the viewers at home.

Based in LA, the club is called Citizens for Silencing Audience Noise. Ray Akaji, CSAN’s spokesperson, expressed befuddlement at the audacity and self-centeredness of the studio audiences.
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Gallows Humor Flash Fiction: The Well-Meaning Good Burgher of Cologne

Gallows Humor Flash Fiction: The Well-Meaning Good Burgher of Cologne

Last night my foster son came back and shat all over my carpet, raped my daughter, and set the house on fire.
My wife was angry and told me to give him a hiding. Continue Reading

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We Are A Fly On The Wall At The Republican Formation Of The New Health Plan.

We Are A Fly On The Wall At The Republican Formation Of The New Health Plan.

We are a fly on the wall at the Republican formation of the new health plan. 

“What are we going to do?” whispered Mitch McConnell secretly to Mike Pence. “If we don’t get this new AbominableCare bill through our handlers will come down on us heavy!”

“First off, I think we should change the name. It sounds too much like ObamaCare. Secondly, what do you mean by handlers?” Continue Reading

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Bristol Palin Converts to Islam, Promotes Chastity Agenda for Iran

Bristol Palin Converts to Islam, Promotes Chastity Agenda for Iran

After her Bristolgate scandals of a few years back, the crisis-hit daughter of Sarah Palin has decided to turn over a new leaf.

Sick of the hypocrisy of conservative evangelicals, she has decided to convert to Islam instead. Continue Reading

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Catholics Flee the Church: “Apostate” Pope Francis Peddles Masturbation “Heresy”

Catholics Flee the Church: “Apostate” Pope Francis Peddles Masturbation “Heresy”

After recent controversial opinions on divorce and gay people, the authority of Pope Francis was already shaky.

But now his most contentious radical liberal intervention yet has shaken the Catholic Church to the very core.

Even the most hard-nosed dogmatists were prepared to tolerate his recent comments on ‘Who Am I to Judge?’ Continue Reading

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