Author: Matthew Casey
Posted in Entertainment
Awesome University Freshman Leaves Stupid Hometown
Sunday 7:30 P.M. SCRANTON, PA – It’s surfaced that Keith Wagner, a freshman at Duquesne University who many people agree is just the bomb, will be leaving his hometown in the Minooka neighborhood of Scranton to return to his studies…
English Language Learner Who Hasn’t Yet Studied the Present and Future Tenses is Literally Stuck in the Past
Tuesday 4:14 P.M. DURYEA, PA – It’s been confirmed that Bogomil Vutov, a Bulgarian immigrant and Duryea resident, has not studied the present and future tenses in his English language book yet and is therefore literally stuck in the past….
“It’s a Metaphor for Like… Life,” Explains Stoned Teen
Friday, 12:40 P.M. THROOP, PA – Kyle Wexler, a local teen who had been smoking pot, explained to a group of bewildered family members who were watching “The Wheel of Fortune” that the popular game show hosted by Pat Sajak,…