Author: Ken Hogarty
Baseball’s New Cheat Sheets: Imagine Ones from Iconic Real and Movie Ballplayers
Football QBs started the trend with entire game plans wrapped around non-throwing arms. Now, in this Analytics/Covid-19 age, baseball has joined the fun. Catchers, pitchers, and even fielders have been spotted during this shortened season pulling out CHEAT SHEETS, presumably…
Confession: If Trump Were Catholic
“Bless me, Father, . . . ” “Yes, my son? Remember the words? ‘For I have sinned.’” “Sorry you’ve sinned too, but, frankly, even our buddy on St. Pete’s throne needs to get great again. Infallible? C’mon! Sometimes I think he’s a…
PARDON ME! Trump’s Notes: Short and Long Lists (Along with Wishful List) of People to Pardon
Trying to court women, President Trump just pardoned Susan B. Anthony. He also has pardoned heavyweight boxing champion Jack Johnson. But, if you think the only women and African-Americans he cares about are long dead, he also pardoned Kim Kardashian’s…
Rock the Vote:
Mission Statement of “Rock the Vote to Make America Great Again” (RVMAGA): Our pending non-profit, housed in a converted RV, exists to counter voter fraud and far-left election manipulation, purging the rolls of those who shouldn’t be registered to vote….
Here LIES the Trump Administration, 2016-2020 Trump’s Choices for Its Gravestone Epitaph
Frank Sinatra’s gravestone epitaph optimistically proclaims, “The Best is Yet to Come.” Johnny Cash’s memorial, maybe contemplating Lucifer and St. Peter vying for his presence, wryly notes “I Walk the Line” as a final farewell. Caustic comedian Rodney Dangerfield saw…
Sox/Yanks Broadcasting Booth Base Brawl: MLB’s Return on Fox
(October, 2020) Fox had heretofore deemed baseball too civilized, but seeing the newsworthiness of a sport on tilt with ugly negotiations, bitter tweets, and a cheating scandal barely in its rearview mirror, the decision to replicate its political approach broadcasting…
RAP TRUMP: A HAMILTONIAN MUSICAL OF AND FOR OUR TIMES
Hamilton brought history to a new generation. Rap Trump seeks the same at a time when the original has returned to the Disney Channel. Kanye West plays Donald Trump [T]; Queen Latifah plays Nancy Pelosi [P]; and Lin-Manuel Miranda plays…
Prophetic Bible School Civics Test: A Civics Final Exam Response from the Year 2000
[Last Section – 20 points] Choose one essay prompt and respond to it thoroughly and correctly after you have turned in the multiple-choice part of the test: 1) Detail the impeachment process, important during this last Clinton term, and critique…
“Age of Nefarious” from the Boomer Musical “Hair”: New Lyrics for Covid-19’s Target Group:
Age of NefariousAs Boomers greet a seventh span,The notion strikes woman and man:With Covid-19 lurking to bury us,The wheel’s turned from Aquarius.This is the dawning of the Age of Nefarious,The Age of Nefarious.Nefarious!Nefarious! Harmony and understanding,Sympathy and trust disbanding,A world…
Essential Cruise Universe: Cruising Toward the Future”
ESSENTIAL CRUISE UNIVERSE* CRUISING TOWARD THE FUTURE: E.C.U. Will Take You to a Place You Can Only Imagine * New Name Dear Cruise Veteran: We at Essential Cruise Universe wanted to float our name change by loyal…