Author: Ken Hogarty
Meet the U.S. World Cup Team’s New METHOD Acting Coach
His Beating Iran Plan to Escape Group B After missing the entire party four years ago, the U.S. Football team [USMNT] faces a win-or-go-home match with Iran in its concluding World Cup Group B game Tuesday against Iran. Remember them?…
More Presidential Campaign Announcements Tweeted from The Donald: Today and the Next 50 Years
Presidential Election Announcements as the Great Awakening Plays Out (President / VicePresident)2024: Donald Trump / Ivanka Trump2028: *Ivanka Trump / Donnie Trump, Jr.2032: *Ivanka Trump /Jared Kushner2036: *Jared Kushner/ Tiffany Trump2040: Kim Guilfoyle / Eric Trump2044: Barron Trump / Donald…
Marshal Earp Not OK with N.R.A. Promoting Tombstone Gun Violence
(Tombstone Epitaph, Arizona Territory – September, 1881, Edition) Deputy U.S. Marshal Virgil Earp, with brothers Wyatt and Morgan, expressed outrage about a recent Tombstone gathering featuring a National Rifle Association rep. The organization was chartered last decade in New York….
Twentysomething Trumper Pick-up Lines Courting Foxy Babes To Make America GRATE Again
• Can I be like the Biden economy and crash at YOUR place? • It’s fake news YOU can live without me. • YOU steal my heart like lefties stole the ‘20 election. • Forever looking for the right woman,…
Heavyweight Chris Rock/Will Smith Oscar Bout: 30 Other Potential Blockbuster Hollywood Ring Meetings
— Javier Bardem vs. Nicole Kidman [The Ricardos really go at it] — Martin Sheen vs. Ronald Reagan [The liberal and conservative both played Presidents] — Brad Pitt vs. Billy Bob Thornton [A JOLIE match for the…
Sexist Scouting Report from Your Hoops Junkie Friend: Your Favorite March Madness Cheerleader
During March Madness, that one cheerleader beguiled you even as your brackets were busting. Here’s the scouting report you might see about her from that politically incorrect Hoops Junkie friend who touts her for you to ride through the Sweet…
On The First Day of Christmas — Lyrics for Our Time: Stuff This in Your Stocking, My Rightist Love!
On the first day of Christmas, my rightist love sent me A “Live Free” Anti-Vaxx Tee. On the second day of Christmas, my rightist love sent me Two Shredded Masks And a “Live Free” Anti-Vaxx Tee. On the third day…
Job Description for Three-Year Old Boys: Why an APA Committee Rejected It
Adults often think they positively reinforce youngsters when they say “good job.” The psychological harm of equating positive behavior with work aside, the American Psychological Association (APA) has studied what a three-year-old boy’s job description should be. The committee charged with…
Taking Stadium Naming Rights in Vain: Can We Outdo L.A.’s The Crypt?
Staples Center in L.A. was bad enough, but now Angelinos have “The Crypt” to go to with this week’s announcement that the home of the Lakers and Clippers will be renamed the Crypto.com Arena. Bad stadium and arena names, mostly…
Expose: Russia’s NFL Interception of ‘16 Election;
Fumble at Goal Line in ‘20 Replay With the NFL starting again, it’s a perfect time to look back on last year’s strange season that dealt with the original outbreak of the pandemic and a divisive political landscape. At Glossy…