Category: Society
Northern Bible II: The Wackiest Ancient Israel Headlines from the Pre-Zionist Media!
Judas Finally Sells out to Rupert Murdoch, Becomes Useful Idiot Josiah Mulls Including Torah Trigger Warnings for Gory Content: Court Conservatives Plot to Overthrow Radical ‘Snowflake Princelings’ King Solomon Regresses to Radical Pomo Nihilism: Theological Diversity is Our Greatest Strength!…
Survey Says Dolphins Better Prepared for Retirement than Most Americans
A new study by the American Banking Association finds that dolphins are better prepared for retirement than most Americans.
WHAT?! Putin Accuses UK Gov Of Satirical, Russian Double Agent Murder In Moscow
The Kremlin has angrily accused the British Government of assassinating an ex-MI6 double agent, resident in Moscow. Alexei Smithski was crushed to death last week when a large, trapezoidal, cast iron weight, labelled ‘10 Tons’ fell on his head. Moscow…
Unbelievable! Definitive “Thirteen Rules For Debate” Laid to Waste by Pompous Ivory Tower Intellectual!
Renowned Prigley Uni token cameo shitlecturer Rick Aston Judas Khomeini-Butcher has recently provided a suitably vicious list of rules, for debating SJWs, neocons, idiotic Marxist intellectuals and religious fanatics. But surprisingly enough, some are not so impressed.
Ghosts or Sleep Paralysis?
You know how everything seems scariest in the middle of the night? How many times have you woken, terrified that there is someone or something in your bedroom or in your house? Perhaps you feel frozen in fear, seemingly unable…
Young Walmart Folk Discouraged About Making Ends-Meat (!), Learn New Recipe
Having worked at a dime over minimum wage, Maria Jones appreciates the part-time wages from Walmart. She’s struggled, but a new, FREE recipe handed down from the notoriously progressive management has solved almost all her problems.
How I Flew to Amsterdam for Free (& You Can Too!)
I love to travel, but who doesn’t? I got an offer too good to be true, so I Googled it… and then I accepted it. I got a free trip to Amsterdam out of it.
Another Confidential Leak from the CIA Hymnbook (X): “And Can it Be?”
The renowned hymn writer Charles Wesley was the brother of the famous evangelist John Wesley. However, the mighty values and spirit that drove these men is not to be found among today’s establishment. Here is another confidential leak from the…
Is There an Epidemic of Sexual Harassment By Psychiatrists? Read on to Get the Juicy Details!
So I went to the psychiatrist the other day and he said ‘Wallace, young man! You have to get off the heroin!’ ‘Why,’ I asked. ‘Will it really make me go blind?’
Last Remaining Author Paid by Parakeet
Dateline: Cubicle District 64, Year 2028—Mystifying tens of millions of authors, Horatio Masterson is the only remaining writer who is still somehow being paid for his work, and in this exclusive report, we reveal the secret of his success.