Category: Science & Technologizzy
Fappers Rejoice as Aussie Developer Shuts Down Proposed Data Retention Plan
Melbourne born software Developer Mike Pearce has thwarted government plans to impose mandatory data retention for all Australian citizens by fundamentally changing the way the internet works. Australian PM, Tony Abbott is currently being accused of bullying the opposition and…
New Study Shows Small Men Prefer Big Trucks
The Size of One’s Vehicle is Directly Proportional to the Size of Genitalia A new study conducted by the National Research Panel has concluded that men who drive large trucks, SUVs, and automobiles have smaller genitalia than men who drive…
This Ambitious Start-Up is Changing the Face of Marketing
{navel+gazers} is not like any other digital marketing agency you’ve dealt with. We understand that businesses don’t care about gimmicky terms like “clicks”, “kerning”, or “art”. Businesses care about profit. And so do we. That’s why we’ve designed a custom-tailored…
Ichiro Suzuki Passes Drug Test, Fails Turing Test
When MLB teams acquire new players they expect their very best and this MLB offseason has featured an almost overwhelming amount of moves as teams try to upgrade their rosters and shift their focus in a new direction. Since Ichiro…
Lessons from This Year in Tech and Fashion
Tech is the new fashion. If that was ever in doubt, ask the editors from Vogue, Marie Claire and other fashion magazines who attended the Apple Watch launch in Cupertino, CA, instead of covering New York Fashion Week (NYFW). The…
Spectacular Creationist Breakthrough: World Much Older Than We All Thought
Entirely Non-Superfluous Disclaimer Sorry to be reworking a previous piece from TheSpoof.com here. I mean, it’s not that I’m running out of ideas… But I’ve already got so much tedious crapola in my hatebox from the “Labour Leak” article, that…
Philae Lander Voted “Bouncy House Of The Year”
Physics Today, the flagship journal of the American Institute of Physics, has announced the ESA Philae lander is the first winner in a new category in their annual awards for breakthroughs in physics, “Bouncy House Of The Year”. “This year…
Bread Bath & Beyond Unearths Ancient Toy in Corporate Warehouse
Success in cold storage warehouse construction Cоld ѕtоrаgе wаrеhоuѕеѕ are kеу wауроіntѕ in оur nation’s fооd ѕuррlу аnd dіѕtrіbutіоn nеtwоrk. Due to changes іn thе wау food іѕ processed, mоvеd, bоught аnd consumed, соld storage wаrеhоuѕе соnѕtruсtіоn is top-of-mind…
Widespread Ebola Pandemic Fears A “Huge Confidence Booster” For Previously Modest Ebolavirus
SENEGAL – Explaining that it was, “as surprised as the next viral particle,” about the panic surrounding a potential global Ebola outbreak, EBOV, the virus responsible for Ebola Hemorrhagic Fever, held a press conference this week detailing its seemingly pleasant…
UN Issues Long-term Weather Forecast
Long-term worldwide weather forecast issued by the United Nations Meteorological Agency: Unsettled conditions expected for much of the planet for the foreseeable future. In particular, we anticipate further weather extremes in the middle eastern section of the globe. Since a…