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John Kerry Finally Gets Around to Threatening Glossynews: Syrian Cooking Pots…
John Kerry has threatened the pitiful Unamerican/Uncosmopolitan “satire” outlet “Glossynews” with humanitarian annihilation, if we do not shape up. Read the transcript, and promise me not to laugh. This shit is serious. The illegitimate Glossynews editorial regime and its vicious…
Discovery Channel Commits DMCA Fraud (seriously)
Discovery Channel is at it again. This time they’ve targeted two of our videos and taken them down. This is the fourth time they or one of their affiliates have targeted our video “How Hot Dogs are REALLY Made” and…
KKK Tell us What Real Rap is All About
Previous version published on The Spoof, entitled: “KKK: Underground Rap A-OK, but ONLY Underground Rap.” Well hey, some classics just bear repeating. You can’t seriously tell me my remixes are inferior to those of, say, Axwell and all those dudes….
Skier Gets Tongue Stuck on Ice Cube
Los Angeles, California – Hundreds of skiers, snowboarders and snow tubers celebrated the grand opening of Mount Thang, located in the eastern side of the city this past weekend. In addition to celebrating Los Angeles’ first snow sighting since a…
Chamberlain’s Army (Parody of “Oliver’s Army”)
Disclaimer: I have tried to write an alternative to Elvis Costello’s “Oliver’s Army,” under parody and fair use, as a tribute to Costello’s song. As someone from Northern Ireland, my reading of the original song is that in in times…
Firing Squad, North Korea Satire Movie Both Ready to Shoot (Videos)
There are those who quake in their boots at the thought of upsetting sweaty North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. We are not among them. Thumbing our noses is the least of what we’re doing. Unlike “The Interview” ours will…
Donald Trump’s Diary Released
“Trump filed the suit against Palm Beach County last week, claiming his history of conflict with Palm Beach International Airport has led officials to spitefully redirect air traffic over his historic Mar-a-Lago estate in south Florida.” – USA Today –…
Colbert Has Quit, Now Jon Stewart Is Going- Soon We Shall Be Totally Abandoned.
The Apocalypse is close at hand. The signs of the times are showing themselves. I am sure that there is a verse in Revelations that says “…and verily all the good comedians will leave the scene and only darkness shall…
Publication of “The Brian Williams Story” Nixed
Excerpts from “The Brian Williams Story”, a rumored biography that will now apparently never see print: November 9, 1989 “All I can say is that it was an honor and a thrill to be the only major American news anchor…